“Comedy man”

Wassup big dog

just assume if anyone is talking about “birthrates” that they’re completely lost in the nazi sauce. simply no reason to worry about it

@marcbrownstein.bsky.social hey man! Can’t find 2 day passes for Asheville, are those going to be available ?

The news switching between the crashing economy rising fascism and flash flooding. Welcome to the rest of your life unless we really change this shit

I don’t remember what Marbury v. Madison is about

The next and final stop is your mom’s butt!!!!!!

Be Not Afraid. where is your hole?

Good morning

*in denial about being the most depressed I’ve been in years* I should buy a new yoyo that’ll be nice

no one cares about ad hominem attacks you dumb motherfucker

don’t agree with trump often but he’s right: everything *is* computer

They finally made footwear for sleeping. They’re calling it the honk shoe

I'm not surprised by any of Columbia's actions this year because last year they let the NYPD beat up and arrest their students and then evicted and expelled them. I don't know how anyone could ever feel safe attending or working at a school that refuses to protect its students to such an extent.

I’m built like this and like that and like this and uh

I guess I’m doing this. No coming back from this

I do like the Westlaw ai as a cursory starting point, It’s often hilariously wrong though

Lauren is getting shit for this but she’s right. I’ve changed my position dramatically over the last few years and owning a gun hasn’t made the terrifying reality we’re facing any less terrifying. It’s fantasy to believe we can use firearms to defend ourselves from the right when they’re in power.

Executive orders aren't law! Just ignore him! Goddamnit! (college admins will not ignore him)

A keurig coffeemaker and a giant Costco container of coffee mate on a faux-granite counter, an abomination in the sight of God

country went to hell when auto shops put these in in place of a glass carafe that had been on the burner continuously since the Truman administration

put my pants on left leg first today just to try something new. Damn near fell over

they should invent a weekend that is restful

when I die please hollow out my body and fill me with candy

I haven’t finished zz but Judau sure has some thoughts about that doesnt he

I am biased by my solid privilege

My mom used to get this cereal, product 19. What a name for a food. Why would people buy this. “I will have human consumption molecule 7 please”

Was just admitted to the hospital in critical conditions. Told all the nurses their work was sloppy and tsk tsk’d the doctors’ differential diagnoses during rounds

Everyone remembers that one jungle gym from when they were a kid

My coffee was too hot, 10 seconds in the macrowave it was perfect though

They should make a reverse microwave for colding stuff