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Mid 30s ADHD computer programmer. Nerd. White. Enby (they/them). I reject my hormones and substitute my own. If you follow me without so much as liking a post of mine I will assume you're a bot and block you.

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this is drake behavior

23.02.2026 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 698    ๐Ÿ” 89    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Everything is politics, everything is bigotry and everything is capitalism. This is the bad place!

23.02.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(laser works on a "kills a % of follicles per session" basis so it's not very efficient on sparse or low density areas. electrolysis kills a much higher % of follicles but they need to zap each follicle individually. also laser is a no go if your hairs are too light or your skin is too dark)

23.02.2026 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fwiw, laser probably won't work preemptively because it needs dark hairs to work on. dunno about electrolysis. but you could probably do a "zap it as it comes in" approach to minimize having to do a ton at once (probably electrolysis would be best for that).

you can always talk to an electrolygist

23.02.2026 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TIL there's a sequel to Beneath a Steel Sky (and it annoyingly has the same acronym as the first)

23.02.2026 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wait so if Wolverine converts he has to be circumcised with the Muramasa blade?

23.02.2026 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

French toast is a bread pudding

23.02.2026 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

carrots are juicy, are they fruits?!?

23.02.2026 05:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(derogatory)

(complimentary)

23.02.2026 05:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what part of "deeply held religious beliefs" means "everything in this one book is literally true"

23.02.2026 05:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every so often I think "ooh blackberries" and then I eat one and am disappointed because I realize I was actually thinking of black raspberries

23.02.2026 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

blackberries. eternally disappointing compared to their many cousins

23.02.2026 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 177    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

And many of them went to the press and whispered that the problem was trans people.

23.02.2026 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 655    ๐Ÿ” 141    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Everyone here is asking if we skipped age 39 and the answer is no. Everyone who talks about baseball and Star Trek is 38, everyone who has internecine arguments about journalism and social media is 40, if you do both you are 39.

23.02.2026 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 284    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Really can't emphasize enough that my main use for this site is not to be Taken Seriously By Media but rather to post that, in the original 1957 book, the Grinch is at least 53 years old. The Grinch has seen two world wars and a great depression. He doesn't need to hear shit from you

23.02.2026 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1411    ๐Ÿ” 203    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

this just in from new york city: weโ€™re hearing that mayor mamdani just signed an executive order making it illegal to NOT stand at your window and fold your arms and say โ€œwow, itโ€™s really coming down out thereโ€

22.02.2026 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3125    ๐Ÿ” 428    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

what is a dancer

23.02.2026 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so, they're just being racist.

22.02.2026 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also worth noting how explicitly this official democratic account post goes against the kind of empathetic and collaborative message alysa liu has championed. they are literally erasing her voice by co-opting it to do a racism

22.02.2026 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 292    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

which court?

22.02.2026 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's already in law, they'd have to pass a new law to unwaive it

I'm not saying they wouldn't fight it or that it would be successful. but there is an avenue and they can't easily close it

22.02.2026 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

generally, but the federal government has waived immunity inin some cases including tort claims of law enforcement commiting assault, battery, false imprisonment, false arrest, abuse of process, or malicious prosecution

22.02.2026 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

qualified immunity means they can't sue the officer it doesn't mean they can't sue the government

22.02.2026 07:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they might do these awful things โ‰  there's no way to stop them doing these awful things

warnings aren't doomerism

22.02.2026 06:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Over the course of 2025, similar sentiments bubbled up on X, where Silicon Valley tech workers joked about offering โ€œfractional vizier services to the gay elite.โ€ Anonymous accounts hinted at an underworld of gay Silicon Valley power brokers who influenced and courtedโ€”โ€œgroomedโ€โ€”aspiring entrepreneurs. At an AI conference in Los Angeles, an engineer casually referred to a top AI firmโ€™s offices, more than once, as โ€œtwink town.โ€

Over the course of 2025, similar sentiments bubbled up on X, where Silicon Valley tech workers joked about offering โ€œfractional vizier services to the gay elite.โ€ Anonymous accounts hinted at an underworld of gay Silicon Valley power brokers who influenced and courtedโ€”โ€œgroomedโ€โ€”aspiring entrepreneurs. At an AI conference in Los Angeles, an engineer casually referred to a top AI firmโ€™s offices, more than once, as โ€œtwink town.โ€

hot take apparently but if you're a journalist, maybe you shouldn't publish the rumors of anonymous sources baselessly accusing unnamed gay men of "grooming."

you're just reinventing homophobic moral panics from first principles. men doing a little boys club isn't gay "grooming," it's patriarchy.

22.02.2026 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 358    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
screenshot of paragraph from article

"Meanwhile, when straight men attempt to tap into the gay network, the gay investors chat amongst themselves. Mark, who hosts dinner parties and events for the gay tech community in San Fransciso, says that he noticed on man constantly RSVPing to his events. "We don't have a purity test," he says "but someone said that guy is definitely not gay, he just goes to the gay man events because he wants to deal flow," she writes.

screenshot of paragraph from article "Meanwhile, when straight men attempt to tap into the gay network, the gay investors chat amongst themselves. Mark, who hosts dinner parties and events for the gay tech community in San Fransciso, says that he noticed on man constantly RSVPing to his events. "We don't have a purity test," he says "but someone said that guy is definitely not gay, he just goes to the gay man events because he wants to deal flow," she writes.

Like what THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?

This is EXTREMELY NORMAL?! Marginalized people in every single industry hold events to can meet and network and help each other advance?

A straight guy sneaking into gay networking events is actually the villain here!?

Why is @wired.com targeting gay men like this?

22.02.2026 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 507    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

imagine how many reporters you could employ for their entire career with just the tax savings from this year.

22.02.2026 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 430    ๐Ÿ” 91    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ACAB includes this little rat

21.02.2026 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2561    ๐Ÿ” 341    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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21-Year-Old's Body Found In Wooded Area Of Georgia Park The unidentified 21-year-old man was found Feb. 14 in Fair Oaks Park in Marietta, Georgia, northwest of the city of Atlanta.

newsone.com/6850568/body...
Black man found hanging in Marietta ga. a couple of days ago. No news coverage again. Likely not a suicide as they are again trying to say. Statistically speaking Black people donโ€™t hang ourselves from trees. Any guess of who would do this?!

20.02.2026 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5628    ๐Ÿ” 3694    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 510    ๐Ÿ“Œ 305

nah, the portable vacuum cleaner

21.02.2026 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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