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Update I had a job interview call - so had to try to act sober and serious.

Upside: pretty sure I got the job 😆

a baby wearing a shirt that says " the wildes " drinks from a cup Alt: a baby wearing a shirt that says " the wildes " drinks from a cup

Chloe and I are four buzz balls deep. These are good.

Or as she says: "these are fucking lit!!"

One of my D&D groups have chosen the party name: Destiny's Mild. 😆

Christ.

Only 42%? Not worth the risk... 😉

(I apologise for kicking off an extremely dull conversation accidentally! x)

The difference was that I was agreeing with someone, whereas Cameron was trying to tell me about how I should feel.

Also, pot kettle much?

In your opinion, yes.

Third.

Meet Acrobat AI assistant. "You'll sound like an expert in seconds."

Now, you see, this is why I have zero trust for AI content.

It's getting increasingly obvious that the target audience for AI is bullshitters who want to sound knowledgeable and competent about subjects with zero effort to understand anything.

They're not even trying to hide it now.

I didn't write this, but I do do this.

(Haha, do do)

It relies on the perpetrator having the moral strength to own up and take responsibility for their actions. Farage hasn't a jot of it.

Ahhh I'm sorry to hear that. Yes I'll send you a message now :)

CM: "She champions the erosion of women's rights" oh yes, she certainly does - nice slip there!

We all knew Zack would be paddling upstream but he's doing marvellously.

I've just got home from a "full reset" at a head spa.

I don't think I've ever felt so relaxed! Wow.

Well I could, or we're bringing it online within the next few weeks so you could watch it again there and see it play out properly?

What happened that you didn't get to the end??

Gumshoe! — Aaron Says Full disclosure, I've seen this show before. I am a fan of Film Noir, so when I spotted this at Brighton Fringe I had to go see it, and I loved it. Christian invited me to review this new recorded ver...

NEW REVIEW: Christian Dart's GUMSHOE!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"a chaotic comedy shotgun to the face at point blank, but you won't regret standing in front of the barrel."

www.aaronsays.co.uk/reviews/gumshoe

The flyer for Murder at Midnight in front of the auditorium view of the set - a multilevel modern mansion but there are crime scene markers and police tape wrapped around the outside windows...

Finally getting to see this one! Murder at Midnight by @originaltheatre.bsky.social 😀 #Comedy #Thriller #MurderAtMidnight

Your potential for extending a syllable into a scream is much more valid than mine.

I've received an invite to a halloween event press night on Thursday but I have no friends to go with :( lol

Clients — For the Humans.

Updated my clients list on my website - I'm sure there are still some I've forgotten, but it's quite a nice looking list already - I'm proud!

www.forthehumans.co.uk/clients

Lately I've been so humbled and grateful to receive a lot of really positive comments and feedback from friends/audiences on my efforts in Stand Up Comedy, it's really affirming to me that I've made the right choice to pursue comedy more actively. Monday night's online gig went so brilliantly, and I had a lovely message from the organisers to say they want me to be a headliner with them in the future - I'm very proud to have reached that level in their view already. Plus, due to them keeping details under wraps (understandably) I was unexpectedly sharing the lineup with one of my favourite professional comedians - Mark Watson! I love making people laugh, I love people making me laugh - it is my life and I'm glad to be able to make a little bit of money from it here and there too. The me from 10 years ago wouldn't have had the means or the motivation to do this, but I'm pleased to have found my calling with it and be embracing my passion in such an active way. I'm also grateful for the people who enable me to pursue my goals like this, and to everyone who has worked with me along the way. Insert Laughter Here have some exciting new projects in the works (details coming soon) and one last show in 2025 in November. Our 2026 is already shaping up brilliantly with some further reaching venues, and we'll be aiming to be back at some fringe festivals over the summer again too. I have a few other performing engagements of my own in the closing months of the year, not directly comedy for some of them, but my improvisation chops will come in particularly handy. To everyone who has said a nice thing, I'm so grateful for you. To everyone who laughs, you help bring joy to my heart. X

Just realised I hadn't shared this here.
Full copy is in the alt text.

Had a massive burst of self care tonight - as in, I've done some self care for once - and it feels really good. I'm now very chill.

Also had a bit of an "ugh is that what I look like in a mirror" moment so hopefully the shock of that will inspire me to do some more fitness over the next few weeks.

Why yes, it is VERY anti-AI; so glad you noticed.

Thank you! :)

(This is also the soft launch of a much larger project for me. More on that to follow.)

For the Humans.

Lately I've been doing a lot of web design, and it's been going really well, I'm enjoying the work, and so are my clients.

Now I've decided to design another website - for myself.

In the meantime, please check out For The Humans.
www.forthehumans.co.uk

my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls

aaronsayscomedy on Instagram: "Egg chats from gig No. 8 - with Hooma Comedy in Norwich! #AaronSays #Comedy #EggChats #StandUp @hoomacomedy" Egg chats from gig No. 8 - with Hooma Comedy in Norwich! #AaronSays #Comedy #EggChats #StandUp @hoomacomedy

It's too long for BlueSky so please hop over to my Instagram for one of my favourite audience inter-egg-tions so far 😄

www.instagram.com/reel/DPtETdA...

If your dating game is so weak you need AI to write your text messages to a woman for you... 😬

Perhaps it's time to just lie down and let natural selection do it's thing, sweetie.

THIS

This is doing the work #CoherentComedy