@retniw-nuf.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:evq7z2t6z7jibcrxgwgoqn3g/feed/aaadufxevfwgo Hush, little baby, don't say a word And never mind that noise you heard It's just the beasts under your bed In your closet, in your head.
"So, why do they call you Edward Scissorhands?"
01.11.2025 19:11 — 👍 88 🔁 13 💬 10 📌 0Yes, yes, but how does that relate to the one thing I'm obsessed with
01.11.2025 20:44 — 👍 681 🔁 162 💬 7 📌 12Not all who wander are lost.
Some of us just don’t have anything to do.
Suckitdry69 on Reddit just told me I need to be kinder to myself
27.07.2025 20:42 — 👍 491 🔁 103 💬 20 📌 1*at McDonalds
This happy meal better fuckin work.
How attractive am I? Let’s just say a certain Rugby team in the Andes would call me a li’l snack
28.06.2025 13:59 — 👍 173 🔁 35 💬 6 📌 0When the going gets tough the tough do something, I wouldn't know what.
08.05.2025 11:27 — 👍 145 🔁 64 💬 3 📌 0The time I spend at home stressing about my job should count as work hours
08.05.2025 11:34 — 👍 70 🔁 26 💬 2 📌 0*heavy French accent*
"You seem a little... How do you say... 'Fucky.'"
How do I feel? Mostly with my hands and sometimes my tongue. Never with my heart.
03.05.2025 15:53 — 👍 98 🔁 37 💬 1 📌 0I stretched this morning and my moans are now available on PornHub in all but 17 states.
03.05.2025 15:42 — 👍 506 🔁 34 💬 34 📌 2I love clowns. I love how they murder people and live in the sewers.
17.10.2023 23:38 — 👍 68 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 1saturdays are for leisurely crying on your shower floor instead of the quick sob you have down there mon-fri
03.05.2025 12:53 — 👍 283 🔁 70 💬 2 📌 1I consider both insults and compliments an attack and will respond accordingly.
29.04.2025 19:32 — 👍 68 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 0i’ll probably die not knowing why my aunt gets so close to my face when she talks
03.05.2025 11:47 — 👍 90 🔁 26 💬 7 📌 0Have you ever played quiet tennis? It's the same as regular tennis, but without the racket.
03.05.2025 07:18 — 👍 64 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0Once I make 3 friends, it’s over for the rest of you average people
02.05.2025 12:55 — 👍 212 🔁 73 💬 3 📌 1Your inspirational post truly inspires me to block you
30.04.2025 13:33 — 👍 95 🔁 44 💬 5 📌 0Pencilling a five minute giggle fit into my agenda for tomorrow
16.04.2025 17:39 — 👍 131 🔁 51 💬 4 📌 0[one of my skeets receives four (4) reskeets]
me: I'm an influencer
GPS, but for avoiding anyone you know
13.04.2025 04:10 — 👍 440 🔁 136 💬 19 📌 5Name 500 reasons I ask for too much.
13.04.2025 04:00 — 👍 133 🔁 29 💬 8 📌 0I act pretty tough for someone who lives in constant fear of ceiling fan blade flying off
29.03.2025 19:40 — 👍 213 🔁 67 💬 9 📌 0This day in history. 1972. The Royal Canadian Navy issued its last daily rum ration and my friend Moose and I dropped out of Sea Cadets.
30.03.2024 10:01 — 👍 79 🔁 33 💬 0 📌 0*ironically creates weapon from olive branch*
06.10.2023 17:42 — 👍 312 🔁 124 💬 4 📌 5I thought life was smiling at me, but my anxiety says it was probably just baring its teeth.
30.03.2025 03:48 — 👍 111 🔁 58 💬 0 📌 0I am the opposite of that scene in Dirty Dancing. I have not had the time of my life and Patrick Swayze is dead.
29.03.2025 19:46 — 👍 391 🔁 99 💬 12 📌 1It's all fun and games until the games are finished and the fun is over
27.03.2025 15:44 — 👍 74 🔁 28 💬 0 📌 0
