If twitter had a meaningfully engaged user base, let alone one so strong as to represent "the common", its Ads wouldn't look like ones normally reserved for illicit web pages. Real companies didn't stop advertising there on principle - they left because it would be a waste of money to stay.
23.02.2026 04:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), πΈ by @tiltoncreative
19.02.2026 21:26 β π 5626 π 1369 π¬ 36 π 76
I canβt believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!
18.02.2026 13:07 β π 10975 π 2804 π¬ 148 π 95
My trick is I leave the image on the left very visible. Baby I'm going to see everything in your game
14.02.2026 02:36 β π 134 π 19 π¬ 4 π 0
Hundreds of millions spent on human misery
09.02.2026 19:15 β π 2285 π 630 π¬ 66 π 19
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
07.02.2026 14:34 β π 17874 π 4478 π¬ 251 π 111
America's Worst Driver - Wikipedia
They made this TV show, and despite my recollection being the Boston Contestant being noticeably bad it seems they weren't even in the topn(bottom?) 3.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America...
07.02.2026 17:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's illegal to film at polling places, but ICE agents will be forced to have body cameras, so as soon as they start recording they will be violating the law and can be arrested. Checkmate, Republicans.
04.02.2026 18:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You posted to where? Why, the sky hasn't been blue around here for 30 years.
29.01.2026 22:06 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
βIf the person is a U.S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.β
Justice Brett Kavanaugh
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
23.01.2026 12:25 β π 6782 π 2525 π¬ 2 π 207
Even what this text says on its face contradicts itself- "Joe Biden stood by as leftist activists and academics"...the plain meaning is that the president DID NOT PARTICPATE in advancing a radical agenda! "Activists" and "academics" DO NOT SET THE POLICY OF THE US GOVERNMENT! Or of Democrats!
16.01.2026 23:08 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Honestly this feels like "Not cute because actually social media user bases only do this when they are under extreme distress"
13.01.2026 18:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Democrats need to understand that they can just say βItβs insane to threaten Greenlandβ and βI donβt think ICE should murder Americans in the streetβ and you donβt need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.
Say bad things are bad.
07.01.2026 19:45 β π 12126 π 3009 π¬ 160 π 129
Either the US has a constitution, or it does not.
The Maduro regime posed no threat to the people of the United States. The Trump regime is illegally going to war without authorization.
Itβs a distraction from his corruption and his pedophilia scandal.
03.01.2026 14:36 β π 720 π 143 π¬ 18 π 3
Extremely funny to call the pope βholier-than-thouβ
25.12.2025 04:05 β π 29402 π 4807 π¬ 965 π 379
Two screenshots designed in the style of Spotify Wrapped but they're presented as being a (nonexistent) Bluesky Wrapped
Screenshot 1:
You spent 738 posts on the following topics:
1. Dunking on the New York Times op-ed section
2. Talking about drama at New York Magazine
3. Weighing in on the New York City mayoral election
Screenshot 2:
Based on this, your most likely place to be located would be:
New York, NY
Instead, swipe to see where, based on geotagging, you actually live
Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal
03.12.2025 17:32 β π 3673 π 468 π¬ 30 π 23
The framing of these stories shouldn't be "hey mass public, here is advice for how you too can bootstrap your way to early retirement ", but more accurately and productively as "hey rich person ruining society- observe how this other rich person is minding their own business, and happy!"
30.11.2025 23:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The underlying assumption is "our base will never desert us no matter how many positions we abandon to shift right", which is both condescending and i belive contradicted by at least some recent elections.
30.11.2025 17:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I think its a butchering of a metaphor like "high floor, infinitely high ceiling", to capture that the "worst case" the democrats should have broad base of support, and the best case they can win over any number of the opposition. Which helps clarify that it is both a bad metaphor and wrong.
30.11.2025 17:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
oh itβs like this was designed for me specifically
22.11.2025 02:18 β π 4228 π 137 π¬ 123 π 44
So "upended" is when you've "ended up" with a lucrative book deal and a position of greater authority at a major magazine, right? Just checking what words mean because I do not write for one of the nation's most prestigious newspapers.
14.11.2025 17:32 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
OK but a wrap isn't a sandwich, so I think you mean "that's a hot dog".
06.11.2025 19:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
05.11.2025 03:13 β π 3254 π 484 π¬ 9 π 0
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
05.11.2025 02:48 β π 9720 π 1530 π¬ 67 π 62
patriots in control
05.11.2025 01:19 β π 1246 π 42 π¬ 13 π 7
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
03.11.2025 21:14 β π 11435 π 2768 π¬ 469 π 329
Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
02.11.2025 04:24 β π 1892 π 411 π¬ 25 π 21
It will be very funny when the Feds take down Michael Hobbes not for any criticism of Trump or Republicans but for his conspiracy to slow down cars, including those of our nations' goons.
29.10.2025 18:07 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
They just gassed Wrigleyville. Yes, Wrigleyville
24.10.2025 17:14 β π 611 π 289 π¬ 18 π 19
βoh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-β itβs a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. thereβs a reason the aliens in Independence Day donβt aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
23.10.2025 18:04 β π 8247 π 1780 π¬ 78 π 36
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