Whiskey Darling

“There’s a baby!”

Guns drawn. Windows smashed. With a 1 month old in the car. (They did this as he was coming home from an immigration court appointment— which is illegal in Colorado: coloradosun.com/2025/10/01/i...)

And yet every time I bring it up, there are Americans in the comments aggressively asserting that they will never help with an effort like this, because bullshit reasons.

That meeting could’ve been a leaked signal chat

Did Pete Hegseth seriously summon all the top military brass just to say “no fatties?”

We are living in the Biff timeline

Can't we just get healthcare

In hindsight, I wish there was this level of outrage for PBS rather than Jimmy Kimmel, but whatever works.

Must be a tough time for Disney adults right now

Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us.

We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again.

That's the revolution.

But Bill Maher still has a job🙄

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

Man, a lot of crazy shit has happened since Epstein’s birthday letter was released a week ago Monday.

Idk, seems like fascism if you can get arrested for directly quoting a public figure

Okay let’s get back to that birthday book

why is every single epstein letter like
“Dear Jeffrey Epstein,
You are a pedophile, and i admire how pedophilic you are.
With love,
Your Bestest Friend”

Looking ahead:

How do we get the the Vice President to start a relationship with ChatGPT

If I had kids, I would have a much harder time explaining why Snoop became a bootlicking homophobe than explaining why 2 lesbians have a baby.

James Dobson is a good reminder that shitty people eventually die.

I'm sad about James Dobson. He had no right making it to 89.

When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.

It’s so weird to hear commercials say things like “liberate yourself with a new sofa” while we spiral into a totalitarian hellscape.

Colorado Springs showed the fuck up today. I’ve heard estimates of 9,000- which is a big deal because the city is pretty red.

#coloradosprings showed up today for #nokings

Ready for tomorrow #nokings

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

I’m not a religious person at all, but this seems to tick all the boxes of an Antichrist…

As long as we’re deporting people with tattoos.

My dogs if they were pasta: Tumble is linguini, Zuzu is penne. Obviously