Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈

America would almost certainly improve if it became a requirement that only people who have been shot dead can run for president.

Good news: the UK Government is now offering free short courses on how to use the rabid monkey that comes taped to every computer now for some reason! You'll learn how to...

- dodge the monkey's angry fists!
- understand its tortured screams!
- write invoices in bits of poo he's left on your desk!

What they actually mean is "more people know jist how evil the company I choose to work for is, and that makes me saaaaad"

2 people in bed together, one looking under the sheets says: “But…the photographs?” Other: “Mercator projection”

The New Yorker wanted this but I said I’d put it up on Bluesky at half 8 in the morning instead.

Can we have this in Ireland please???

In Ireland we call her Penneys War Master Horus Luergirl.

Can anyone name another technological advance that had to be forced on the populace as a whole? Like obviously, there were always holdouts, but maybe, just maybe, if those pushing the tech have to keep telling us it is inevitable and to just get over it, maybe it's just not that good?

Call his mobile and let him and his staff know that its already against the law to host and distribute explicit images of children: 087 935 3667

The person who answered seemed very surprised and bemused by me daring to tell them this.

“The average person knows 3 guitar chords” is a statistical error. The average person knows 0 chords. However there goes Guitar Georg, he knows all the chords. He is an outlier and should not have been counted.

This is underrated brilliance.

What does international law say about bombing other countries and kidnapping their leader?

Why should everyone else subsidise your car?

You left out "far right bigot"

How about for her racism so bad the French courts fined her on multiple occasions?

Girly, you couldn't even get a nomination.

Irish Examiner, can I ask what is the point of this article? Like genuinely, who is it for other than Billy Kelleher?

I think the best sandwich is many sandwiches.
You dont want to overload one and make it unmanageable.

Sausage meat stuffing, and spiced beef with a good relish are premium Christmas sandwich territory

Now? No America has been doing this for its entire existence.

He's pretty obviously saying that "doors you can open in an emergency" should be a ground floor minimum standard required, manufacturers are welcome to go above and beyond the minimum, but this should not be left up to them.

This is the way.

Ripping the arms off and showing some midriff is never a bad idea.

A drawing of Newgrange burial mound surrounded by little hills and the slogan "fuck Stonehenge, Newgrange forever"

My manifesto:

And all the scenes where Aubry fiddles away while Maturin strumms that thing between his legs!

Weird, I definitely posted this earlier and then it disappeared.
Practicing speed in longsword a while ago, think I'm coming in at a bit of an angle here, I adjusted my form a bit and getting it much more consistently edge-on.

Topless because I'm a slut.

People joke about how men are always supposed to be thinking about the Roman Empire, but what I am proposing is that all men, at all times, are up for watching Master and Commander.

This could not be more American.

How about he gets subjected to a bunch of totally not at all inhuman and degrading treatment, see what he makes of it.
I'm happy to volunteer my time.

It is entirely that!

Thanls Wib, I really enjoyed this, my first issue was just a few after this one and really hit me with the nostalgia hammer. I remember religiously, forensically pouring over these, just utterly enthralled by it all, good times!

Even without their phones out the fact is that motorists are taught to look out for other motorists, they are very often just blind to pedestrians and cyclists because their brains are trained to edit them out.

Why aren't cars required to wear high-vis?