Tuna

I think you have me confused with someone who knows what she's doing

constantly overwhelmed by the crushing weight of adult responsibility

I’m also pretty into sandwiches

I’m starting my own family, who wants to be my cousin?

anyone got a roadmap for anything?

Does anyone know how to relax

apparently hating work is a group activity now, we all go to the kitchen at work, to hate work, together.

crying session at my place 7 PM

I like to start my day by screaming while hitting my head on my steering wheel before walking into my office with a smile.

I gave so many fucks my bag of fucks is getting empty

Maybe if I get high enough I can get a good view.

Can we change BREAKING NEWS to HEART BREAKING NEWS already?

2025 update so far: Still garbage.

sitting in the parking lot of life

Good things come in threes but sadly bad things come in three-hundreds

i’m starting to think some of you aren’t playing dumb

Sorry for everything I’ve ever said and that I can’t stop talking.

Your yogurt to granola ratio is seriously damaging this relationship

The world was a better place when we didn't know what was on everybody's mind.

Cheese, but at what cost

I tend to lose things (interest).

The passion of the cheese.

you can’t heal in the same environment that made you sick, order an Uber and leave.

are you having fun or are you too self aware to enjoy life?

Don’t worry, I’m not in the mood for my bullshit either.

sometimes the stars align.

I have no energy left to figure out what the fuck is going on

I hurt myself yearning again

If time froze I would sleep until someone wakes me up

sudo kill me