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It's like some of you still haven't realized that things are never going to be "normal" again.

i used chatgpt to raise my baby and in their first year they tried to kill me eleven times

gonna see if i can go the whole day without making a post

stage fright is for beginners be terrified everywhere all the time

sorry i made your girl fall in love with me by loading the dishwasher properly

it's just me and my coffee and the tiniest sliver of hope and an extra large serving of exhaustion and a sprinkling of dread and a side of determination and a final shred of patience against the worl- uhh, against tuesday

Inside and outside is a blunt sort of a feeling, the kind that used to pierce but now rests like a floating leaf, adjusting will to way.

Words can hurt, so choose your words wisely you fuckin piece of shit

Sending mixed messages by pulling out all the strings from my hoodie hoods.

It is with a full heart and belly that I gladly accept this prestigious Dunkin Donut Peace Prize and hash brown

Life shouldn’t be measured by the passing of time, rather the good times spent in brothels and bars.

Still living my ancient life in the age-verification-free world.

We don't do a Christmas countdown; we do a countdown to when Mom will whisper, "I am this close to putting the tree on the curb," while gesturing with a pair of salad tongs.

Drawing your weapon is not a great way to win a war.

the handfuls and shoveling it in, is a sound method 🤣🥹

This is so true. A mind restart.

Books are power charges for your brain.

Can’t speak for anyone else, but I could go for a hostile takeover right about now.

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Stop coming to my page to repost everyone but me you soulless shits or I swear to fuck I’ll just die of a broken heart right now

tell those thoughts in your head i said to be good to you

every once in a while i think about making a political post, but i always manage to #resist

I'm just here to make you imagine something weird involuntarily, that's all.

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too

The great thing about me is I don't belong anywhere.

“I’m out on a day pass and have a curfew,” I flirted.

Driving myself to new levels of insanity by trying to maintain any semblance of normalcy in my day-to-day life.

Get out there and be the suspicious package in someone's life today

no one better bring me to life with a magic hat that’s all i’m saying