@christopherdowning.bsky.social
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
Soccer is fun until you think about the ball’s feelings.
05.08.2025 18:17 — 👍 16 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1my online persona is very much like my real life persona
terrifying I know
God bless the troops and all, but shower sex is actually the fuken worst
05.08.2025 13:10 — 👍 251 🔁 30 💬 30 📌 5Long story short, I need a gyro.
04.08.2025 19:27 — 👍 39 🔁 11 💬 8 📌 0I want to speak to all your managers.
05.08.2025 11:45 — 👍 219 🔁 92 💬 10 📌 0I don't trust people who have never groped a statue.
04.08.2025 19:36 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0eyesight dimming, fever of 105, going septic, googling "how long tuna salad good for"
04.08.2025 18:06 — 👍 209 🔁 27 💬 14 📌 2*no specific plan just general debauchery*
03.08.2025 20:33 — 👍 50 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 0Crouching down to tie my shoe and accidentally going prone
04.08.2025 19:05 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I think these potato chips are unsalted and it's making me want to commit crime.
04.08.2025 19:18 — 👍 52 🔁 14 💬 8 📌 0Do you try to make the emoji face while you're posting it or are you normal?
04.08.2025 13:46 — 👍 205 🔁 101 💬 28 📌 4I don’t know who needs to hear this, but relax your shoulders and unclench your jaw.
04.08.2025 13:24 — 👍 201 🔁 76 💬 4 📌 4If you don’t read my posts, that’s censorship.
STOP TAKING AWAY MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS!
I always allow adequate time between workouts to fully recover. I'm going on 2 years now since my last gym session.
03.08.2025 16:04 — 👍 135 🔁 27 💬 7 📌 0Today is for art and chocolate cake.
03.08.2025 15:55 — 👍 30 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0I love my stepladder as if it was my own
03.08.2025 16:18 — 👍 261 🔁 49 💬 10 📌 11st base: kissing
2nd base: petting
base 10: math stuff
WEIGHT LOSS TIP: It turns out instead of eating right and exercising, I was able to just go to the store and buy bigger pants.
01.08.2025 18:33 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0do the people who try and kill someone with kindness know about hammers
01.08.2025 14:54 — 👍 436 🔁 118 💬 17 📌 0Get laid? What am I an egg?
01.08.2025 17:54 — 👍 440 🔁 88 💬 16 📌 0After 10+ years of marriage, you develop the ability to communicate entirely in sighs.
01.08.2025 18:03 — 👍 67 🔁 21 💬 5 📌 1gonna go break a hip with my 7 yr old at the roller rink
01.08.2025 18:09 — 👍 77 🔁 18 💬 6 📌 0If you think my posts are strange you should hear the squirrel's side of the conversation.
01.08.2025 16:40 — 👍 190 🔁 80 💬 2 📌 0never let people bully you into not bullying someone
01.08.2025 18:28 — 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0NASA faked the moon landing, and most of their orgasms.
28.04.2025 16:38 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Animal facts: Cats always land on their feet. Horses sleep standing up. People are the worst
23.07.2025 15:42 — 👍 439 🔁 90 💬 10 📌 2Real worms are gummier.
22.07.2025 13:19 — 👍 11 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Suing Nabisco because this Oreo contains no Selena Gomez whatsoever
22.07.2025 11:24 — 👍 55 🔁 14 💬 6 📌 0Hate it when someone rings my doorbell because then I have to drop everything I'm doing to be quiet and pretend I'm not home.
22.07.2025 12:05 — 👍 560 🔁 166 💬 13 📌 4i can be good at a job or i can pass a drug test. i cannot do both.
22.07.2025 11:24 — 👍 161 🔁 28 💬 1 📌 3
