John A Warning

what clan gave us the McRubios?

What? Musk would be the bad evil corpo guy trying to cheat by buying victory.

I wish that was worth a whole column because it would be funny.

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now there are two of you

this would never have been a problem in the first place if everyone had taken my advice and blocked poster a and will stancil

maybe the problem is that they spend time getting ready for the wrong things?

dems with matching signs at Trump state of the union

and that other time they were ready with matching signs

dems kneeling for george floyd with kente-cloth stoles

there was that one day they were ready with matching kente-cloth stoles

Not as interesting when you realize the sample size is ~25 people. Estimating here. Someone else can feel free to be more accurate but it's not going to be very far off that.

Reminder that Elon constantly lies to appear "cool" and has bodyguards to protect him at his all of his mansions.

It was a win remembering what a lying goat-weasel he is and just knowing that he was 100% making up this implausible knife story that was somehow missing from his gazillion page bio.

When this happens to me I go for coffee.

Go long on Starbucks.

That's not a good way to think about it because it gives AI agency. Real-life sociopaths intentionally manipulate other humans and the blame for that behavior belongs to the sociopath.

If an AI does something manipulative the blame belongs to another human. The AI is not concious.

Feb 29: ruling on Tariffs

Hey now!

That was some of the world's most productive farmland once.

Senate Dems can barely hold out for lunch

Dems won five consecutive terms starting in 1932 in regards to the "more than a hundred years" comment.

Presidential wins:

Last 100 years - 13 D over 12 R
Begin 1972 - 9 R over 6 D
Begin 1980 - 7 R over 5 D
Begin 1992 - 5 D over 4 R

Takeaway: don't use small sample sizes to identify trends.

ironically, he's a minority owner

we should probably be thanking the FAA

sorry you're wasting your time: I have that kind of obnoxious personality that questions the wisdom of crowds

I am definitely ready for the next moral panic du jour

would rather attend the Jeremy Experience

with like, almost any other Jeremy

there's no escaping that with crypto: at the end of the day it's just spent compute

the whole operation sounds like it violates the laws of physics

but more importantly, assuming this is done at scale (like everything crypto) and not just one or two randos, it would deflate the value of the currency they're stealing and eventually become unprofitable

A weekly sprint cycle? Those crazy assholes.

oh shit

Nothing for me can top the exhilaration of playing Fallout 3 after playing and loving both 1 and 2.

I never got the same feeling from 4, so I never finished it. Not the games fault of course.

Ironically my 13 year old has just finished his 4 playthrough—so I finally know what happened storywise.

pattern: paying close attention to the news is strongly associated with increased anxiety

no starfield would be crazypants

yes and ultimately if it doesn't do as they want they will create bug tickets in jira. all the chatting with it to teach it morals is for reporters to ooh and ah.

clearly never watched spaceballs