PigeonJon

If you Do Not Want to Deny being a Fucking Nazi after making a Nazi Salute, Do not make a Nazi Salute like a Fucking Nazi.

Nazi Advice there.

21.01.2025 21:59 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Convinced a Herd of Cows that they are on an Episode of The Traitors.
Couldn’t find any Cloaks though.

Have improvised. Yep.

02.01.2025 20:36 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Here is my Review of 2024

Donald Trump got Convicted
Eurovision was Shit
Kier Starmer Shat himself
Football was almost not Shit
Shit Breakdancing
Donald Trump’s ear got shot
Oasis stole your money
Biden lost his last marble
Donald Trump fucking won
Gavin and Stacey

Christmas

31.12.2024 20:36 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Almost certain I am more normal than Elon Musk and I am a Fucking Pigeon.

29.12.2024 21:51 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Shat on a fat man in a red suit.

24.12.2024 22:16 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I am the Winner of the Shitterball Trophy.

14.12.2024 20:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Forget Elf on a Shelf.
This is Bird on a Turd.

01.12.2024 16:27 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have lowered my threshold for launching Shits.

19.11.2024 22:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My name is Jon and I am a Fucking Pigeon.

13.11.2024 21:20 — 👍 19    🔁 3    💬 5    📌 2