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CDG is an enormous shopping mall where you can park airplanes. Absolutely god-awful as an airport.

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort

Kempsville High School assistant principal charged for threats against police, ICE Virginia Beach assistant principal John Bennett and Mark Bennett charged for conspiring threats against police and ICE agents. Both are held without bond.

speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency

Defense? Never heard of it.

Got tickets to an advanced screening of this on Sunday, and I am absurdly excited!

animate deez

Dammit, Jerry, .png has been a standard format since 1995.

This dude has never spoken to a woman that wasn't powered by ChatGPT.

a man in a suit is running towards a red car that says get on the side ALT: a man in a suit is running towards a red car that says get on the side

My book club entrance:

game design 101

Imagine doing actual work instead of performative nonsense. Not in these United States!

Confidence level p = .99

This shit is so embarrassing.

Finished it. It's phenomenal. I wish I could wipe it from my memory so I could play it again. Yeah, it's one of *those* games.

A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:

Timeline Cleanse.
Dogs reacting to magic tricks. 🥰😂🤣

This is the best thing I have read in 2025.

They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.

Hermit thrush eating a blue berry with the berry bundle in the foreground

My best #thrush photo for #BirdOfTheDay! Hermit thrushes winter in our county and we get the joy of hearing them 🎵 chup chup 🎵 all winter 🥰

📷🌿🪶#BOTD

Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆

Sign on a library book drop sign requesting people to yell "NOT A SQUIRREL" to confirm they are human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch.

squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

U.S. grocery prices have hit a record high — the monthly cost for a family of four is now $1,030.

Following people on this website was mistake.

The Rialto Theater Marquee reads “DETAIN BOFA DEEZ”

Raleigh, NC

Every team has one or two good all-around players that you can slot into different positions, and most others are specialists in their area.

My specialty is bulking season. I warm the bench during cutting season. Just not my forte.

god he's such an incompetent jackass

I am very much against the death penalty, but then every so often something like this pops up, and I'm like... just how against it am I really?

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

A curly-haired cavapoo puppy, fitting fully in a man's cupped right hand.

I was just handed this puppy.

My wife has used a SAD lamp in the mornings for years, and it helps her a lot.