Mr. Met

i am always here for a Casino reference.

I got Outlaw for my birthday...That thing was so damn cool

Karl’s brother

It’s a bird. I think

That dick gone rancid

great, lemme get in the ol time machine...

oyster sauce too

Gonna look great toppled in pieces with it’s head caved in

Only works for milk though. SOL otherwise.

Louis Boilmilkerize

for the longest time I've only known in by his name and having dumb gutter opinions...then recently i saw what he looked like and why the fuck do these people think so highly of themselves. what a fuckin weenie

give me a bar with a NO CRANK SHIT sign on the wall.

I mean sure if they want to tiptoe around it like a disingenuous fuck and strip names and actual events, the image still depicts an execution and, if this were combat, a war crime.

Can’t get disbarred if you aren’t admitted in the first place

Even jeffy would’ve been “ah man not this fuckin guy again”

A close-up photo of the head and shoulders of a California scrub jay (Aphelocoma californica), a medium-sized songbird with a vibrant blue head and wings, gray underside, white throat, black eyes, white eyebrows, and black beak. It is facing to the left with a blurred green background and light rain falling around it. It has no idea about all the horrors going on in the human world, and loves peanuts a lot.

Thursjay angel.

📷🌿🪶

This is EXACTLY what I thought of

Dan McQuade Got Philly Like No One Else The writer, who died Wednesday, was one of the most gifted chroniclers of the Philadelphia experience.

PhillyMag put together a nice collection of Dan's work as well.

www.phillymag.com/news/2026/01...

congrats on the wife and the tetrahedron!

RIP to Dan

goddamn that broke me. so very sorry for your loss

So basically the good mayor is just like me? God these assholes that work for this rag

HATE TO READ IT!

Does he think firing Noem will allow him to vote yay on funding DHS? because that's not going to fly

Bluesky Trending Topics 8:50pm Eastern on the day Greg Bovino gets demoted: 1. Stephen Miller 2. Political Removal 3. Homan Appointment 4. Antiques Roadshow 5. Ice Operations

Bovino is the one getting canned but "Stephen Miller" is trending. Seems good.

MARISA YOU DID THIS I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

yeah this means it's working and we don't stop.

SPIT TAKE