eep or be eepin'

Pour one out for the clueless white guy who is disappointed that Bad Bunny didn't do Gasolina.

More than twice as many people watched the Puppy Bowl than Kid Rock's Charlie Kirklejerk.

I mean, sure, living in the MCU as a normal person would suck but at least Josh Gad is trapped forever in an extradimensional void.

If I've ever texted you there's a non-zero chance I was pooping when I did so just FYI.

You're telling me this opticon is pan?

Pokémon Go to the Kamala is Brat

I fear this shit happening after I'm dead more than I do being killed by ICE.

❌️ manic pixie dream girl

❎️ maniac pixie dream girl

Looking forward to getting shot by some dude who is mad they gave He-Man pronouns.

I'm glad Michael B. Jordan was nominated, but Michael B. Jordan got snubbed.

ok but if i give you a mouth and all you do is scream im taking the mouth back

The most realistic moment in The Sopranos was in the first episode, when a New Jersey driver misses a turn and immediately stops and throws the car into reverse.

I can't believe they made her boobs round woke has gone too far

is heated rivalry basically just live action yaoi because that's the vibe I keep getting from people talking about it

Why did we stop after inventing biscuits and Triscuits? Is the quadcuit really that difficult? Or dangerous?

I'm still mad they didn't kill Thanos by making Ant-Man go up his ass.

tough day at the office for Bill Shit

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Calling One Battle After Another "shitty Andor" in front of filmbros just to feel something.

Darth Vader could probably give you a handy from across the room

For you, Mr. Goggins, I will.

Congrats to everyone who woke up this morning, which does not include Ashli Babbitt.

Does it smell like gunpowder and dead dog?

My life is now devoted to Norman Rockwell yuri

I heard How You Remind Me in CVS and I can't stop thinking about the chorus has a rhyme that only works with a Canadian accent.

It's seriously fucking me up.

So we getting cheap fent or nah

Watching the online left try to come up with a reason why Beyoncé being a billionaire doesn't count

How did Tom Hanks' cum produce this?