@grimdarkness.bsky.social
They/Them. Chronic disappointment.
*hits blunt*
Glen Powell is Jelly Roll for movies.
Hell yeah getting my Pluribussy pounded.
21.11.2025 20:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
So is he just John Man now?
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I decided to have a second cup of coffee and by ADHD is like "so eepy day it is!"
20.11.2025 19:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wish I could hibernate. Seems like a vibe.
19.11.2025 20:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
REMINDER: the nay vote is this guy
19.11.2025 16:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am being purred on. I am getting sleepy.
18.11.2025 20:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are you "the dishes have to soak" depressed or "I only eat food off of a paper towel" depressed?
18.11.2025 00:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Scene from Lord of the Rings showing Frodo and Elrond floating side by side in an ethereal white void
Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts
16.11.2025 20:01 β π 1399 π 313 π¬ 4 π 2If you want to have fun, criticize Forrest Gump on Reddit in ways that aren't just misogynist takes about Jenny.
16.11.2025 16:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Scot Haney day to my fellow Nutmeggers.
May the Grape Nuts in your shoes be hairballs.
THROTUS
15.11.2025 03:34 β π 1103 π 150 π¬ 22 π 6Miss Piggy probably fucks hard.
15.11.2025 02:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I want to thank Vince Gilligan for creating Carol Sturka and finally allowing me to finally have a literally me character.
15.11.2025 00:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Halloween 2026 is gonna be a mess.
14.11.2025 23:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is 1. incredible and 2. basically a silversun pickups song
14.11.2025 16:10 β π 81 π 13 π¬ 2 π 0So do we think his head game is trash or it's the only thing he's good at?
14.11.2025 13:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Deadnaming Beijing as Khanbaliq in tankie Leftbook groups just to feel something.
13.11.2025 04:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Uniquely bigender existential crisis: realizing that the femme you is a manic pixie dream girl and the masc you would be fixed by femme you.
13.11.2025 04:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'M DRINKING AND LISTENING TO THE RADIO DEPT. I'M HAVING ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
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ARM
11.11.2025 23:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can't believe I didn't post any Jody jokes for Veteran's day.
11.11.2025 21:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think Michael Crichton just really hated amusement parks.
07.11.2025 23:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Muppets are honorary enbies.
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they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand
05.11.2025 20:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love asshat as an insult because it's like calling someone a butthead with the implication they're choosing to be one.
05.11.2025 20:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Zohran says youβre trans now
05.11.2025 17:04 β π 5575 π 1490 π¬ 39 π 93CUOMO SUPPORTERS, DON'T BE SAD!
This time next year you'll be watching him get kicked off of Dancing With the Stars!
So hyped to watch the copium huffing.
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