Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc®

if you think about it, a buttplug is kinda like a trumpet mute

lemme know if you find out

new mclusky!? let’s fuckin GO

if reincarnation is real i wanna come back as brewer’s yeast. i’ll spend the vast majority of my life laying dormant and then one day i’ll suddenly have to eat sugar and and fuck until i die in a pool of alcohol

a pizza hut in the garage?

see ya’ll in the hospital!

hey guys i just came up with a fun new game

take a drink every time you get an ad for an ai product or service that nobody wants or needs

i dunno about the rest of canada but here in winnipeg they’ve been closing at an alarming rate.

they almost all were connected to kfcs but they’ve just been closing the taco bell part lately :(

i’ve never been run over by a car before but i imagine being an out of shape middle aged alcoholic going to their first hot yoga class is a similar deal

got shit to do but jerkin off instead

call that procrasturbation

burning your country to the ground to own the libs

fuck around find out

troof. barbecued on new year’s day in manitoba

yeah but let’s not kid ourselves that the lack of sentience isn’t a selling feature for the freaks that would be into this

i feel like bath salts are due for a comeback

in the bbq hole straight up “jorking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. my joels

that’s a gottem

the guys who make ouija boards are pretty dumb for not doing a qwerty layout

dunston checks in

fuckin deserved it

shut up nerd

i’m pretty sure i was at that party

this fucking sucks

i’ll take ten pairs.

post a picture of yourself so the newbies know who they’re dealing with

as you get older you start taking your health more seriously that’s why i’m drinking a tea made by boiling my old electronics so that i don’t end up with a microplastics deficiency

they should make an Air Bud sequel where the dog becomes a professional gambler and goes to las vegas for a poker tournament and then gets into serious debt and ends having to do really messed up favors for the mob

best not

gottem

“this is just like 1984” bro you weren’t even alive back then you sound so dumb right now

handcuffing myself to the door of taco bell until they make bean burritos 99 cents again ✊