If you live in New York City and own one copy of growth chamber guardian from ravnica allegiance plz hit me up
19.08.2025 14:20 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@softmaurice.bsky.social
Magic: the Gathering Cube guy // big Knicks fan // irate socialist Beware, fellow traveler, for quickly does the octopus of choice become the legless eel of desperation
If you live in New York City and own one copy of growth chamber guardian from ravnica allegiance plz hit me up
19.08.2025 14:20 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0At the late nite fast food joint pretending so hard that I do not have to pee
17.08.2025 04:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The deep state is when a lawyer hits my friend with a sandwich
15.08.2025 12:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Windmill slam the Polish Chicken, wheel the Green Jungle Fowl
14.08.2025 20:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In many ways, I am like the wizard Gandalf and MailChimp is like the infernal Balrog
13.08.2025 18:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It is so wild to have a democratic candidate who has any savvy whatsoever. It feels crazy
12.08.2025 21:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you ask me why Cuomo should not be mayor I will ask you how much time you have
12.08.2025 21:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Energy vampires
08.08.2025 16:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gotta season that thing ya dig
08.08.2025 16:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ok agreed here as well. But Altmanβs gotta be on the living guy whos full of shit Mount Rushmore right?
08.08.2025 00:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok yes but this guy is like the free space in bingo for dudes who are full of shit
07.08.2025 23:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is there anybody in the world who is more full of shit than OpenAI CEO Sam Altman? If so, Iβd be intrigued to meet them
07.08.2025 23:37 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I got a Dubai chocolate bar a couple weeks ago and that shit was the worst $10 I ever spent. Get real
07.08.2025 18:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@magic.wizards.com reprint thermokarst
Cowards
Next avatar movie gonna be wavy
By which I mean
Not good
Surrealistic Pillow gotta be one of the most underrated rock albums ever
07.08.2025 13:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Said it a couple time here already I think but I think Mike Brown was truly the best option the Knicks could have hoped for this summer, keeping Thibs included. Itβs a move thatβs gonna make the team better
06.08.2025 21:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn so youβre telling me that this neoliberal, establishment democrat would rather cooperate with the actual devil than cede political ground to the left? Idk man that strains credulity
06.08.2025 21:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me, absolutely zonked out of my gourd: βsure dad, Iβll put an apple on my head so you can shoot it off. Sounds funnyβ
06.08.2025 02:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Apple Music loves to be like βOo you probably wanna listen to daydream nation by sonic youth right?β
And like
Yeah
I really think the final paper I'm working on will turn out fine as long as the professor doesn't count all the semicolons i used;
05.08.2025 17:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shocked nobody ruined the end for you. It was all over the news, albeit 80 years ago
05.08.2025 15:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Didnβt want the movie to spoil anything in the book for ya?
05.08.2025 15:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It That Heralds the End, please!
01.08.2025 18:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I might not be opposed, I just need to read the plot first
31.07.2025 20:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βWoah, sounds cool,β says I, without any intention of actually finding out
31.07.2025 20:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just a normal guy tweeting a normal thing that sounds normal
30.07.2025 21:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fundamentally I believe that trying to find the best slice of pizza in New York City is an absolute waste of time
30.07.2025 20:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0