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@softmaurice.bsky.social

Magic: the Gathering Cube guy // big Knicks fan // irate socialist Beware, fellow traveler, for quickly does the octopus of choice become the legless eel of desperation

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If you live in New York City and own one copy of growth chamber guardian from ravnica allegiance plz hit me up

19.08.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At the late nite fast food joint pretending so hard that I do not have to pee

17.08.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The deep state is when a lawyer hits my friend with a sandwich

15.08.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
14.08.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
14.08.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Windmill slam the Polish Chicken, wheel the Green Jungle Fowl

14.08.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In many ways, I am like the wizard Gandalf and MailChimp is like the infernal Balrog

13.08.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is so wild to have a democratic candidate who has any savvy whatsoever. It feels crazy

12.08.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you ask me why Cuomo should not be mayor I will ask you how much time you have

12.08.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Energy vampires

08.08.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta season that thing ya dig

08.08.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok agreed here as well. But Altman’s gotta be on the living guy whos full of shit Mount Rushmore right?

08.08.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok yes but this guy is like the free space in bingo for dudes who are full of shit

07.08.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there anybody in the world who is more full of shit than OpenAI CEO Sam Altman? If so, I’d be intrigued to meet them

07.08.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I got a Dubai chocolate bar a couple weeks ago and that shit was the worst $10 I ever spent. Get real

07.08.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@magic.wizards.com reprint thermokarst

Cowards

07.08.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Next avatar movie gonna be wavy

By which I mean

Not good

07.08.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surrealistic Pillow gotta be one of the most underrated rock albums ever

07.08.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Said it a couple time here already I think but I think Mike Brown was truly the best option the Knicks could have hoped for this summer, keeping Thibs included. It’s a move that’s gonna make the team better

06.08.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn so you’re telling me that this neoliberal, establishment democrat would rather cooperate with the actual devil than cede political ground to the left? Idk man that strains credulity

06.08.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me, absolutely zonked out of my gourd: β€œsure dad, I’ll put an apple on my head so you can shoot it off. Sounds funny”

06.08.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apple Music loves to be like β€œOo you probably wanna listen to daydream nation by sonic youth right?”

And like

Yeah

06.08.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really think the final paper I'm working on will turn out fine as long as the professor doesn't count all the semicolons i used;

05.08.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shocked nobody ruined the end for you. It was all over the news, albeit 80 years ago

05.08.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t want the movie to spoil anything in the book for ya?

05.08.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It That Heralds the End, please!

01.08.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I might not be opposed, I just need to read the plot first

31.07.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWoah, sounds cool,” says I, without any intention of actually finding out

31.07.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a normal guy tweeting a normal thing that sounds normal

30.07.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fundamentally I believe that trying to find the best slice of pizza in New York City is an absolute waste of time

30.07.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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