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Subjecy: Barstool leaving NYC? Hi Dave- Now than Zohran Mamdani is the mayor-elect, will Barstool be leaving New York? And if so, when? Thank you, -- Marisa Kabas Independent journalist The Handbasket

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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Curbside guacamole

California – this Election Day, vote yes on Prop 50.

California’s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, we’re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections.

Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50.

You should get Friday off for this.

A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

Filing a FOIA request brb

Still amusing to me that MAGA’s alpha male hero is obsessed with a gilded ballroom. They voted for Rambo and got Liberace.

Anyway, we’re overdue for our Covid vaccines and we’re uninsured. Apparently for both of us to get it, it’s $290. I know everyone’s struggling, but does anyone want to help us get those? My CA and V are KellySMcGonigal

70s country artist: you'll never take me alive, pig

2023 country artist: uwu i wanna suck off a cop

Gonna give it an honest shot over here. If anyone cares to give me a signal boost for folks to find me, I'd appreciate it.

Mine has for teeth

“It was an abortion, Michael! Just like our marriage is an abortion!”

Me in high school speech competition if I had seen Godfather II

Wonder what hat they’ll bury her in.

Bitch, can I just lay down?

(The demon’s name is Bitch)

Give em a third and final chance with “the banality of evil”

Trump in his situation room throwing bottle after bottle of ketchup at the wall. Miller watches via cctv in sweaty delight.

This morning there is one Nobel Peace Prize winner, 8.1 billion or so people who did not win the Nobel Peace Prize, and one Nobel Peace Prize loser.

“We should replace Bad Bunny with Lee Greenwood” is an also a perfect summation of the “deal” they’ve offered universities.

BREAKING: A librarian fired by in Campbell County, Wyoming, for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from shelves just got the last laugh – a $700,000 settlement for violating her first amendment rights. 👏 May this be a warning across the nation.

To the vibrant and lucrative literary magazines of 2025: I have read every Krasznahorkai novel and evangelize him to the unhearing masses and, yes, I will absolutely write an essay for you on this joyous occasion that is, appropriately, one long sentence — one sentence longer than this one, an enti-

Stephen Miller with spray-on hair

That America aura hits

People don’t know how close we were

People always think I’m autistic because I tell them these are tears of logic

Then it’s sweaty mcwhimper

Alternative protein aisle at a grocery store

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed

student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism

teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

After a few days witnessing the Bad Bunny Super Bowl thing I guess my questions are:

Is this just how it is now? Are white people just going to cry about every single thing that ever happens from now on until forever now? Like on top of the kidnappings are they just going to keep fucking whining?