I will never argue with people online either. That being said, dinner is at 6:15pm.

Don’t let em tell ya there’s just one way to sit, gurl.

He was raised
On planet Tatooine

Were those your shoes? No, I think they were yours!

Counterpoint: desiccated husks rule the nation unopposed.

Living in a world where AI makes you question what you see. People choose their own reality and dismiss facts that don’t comport with their worldview. All led by nihilists and narcissists that don’t believe in anything beyond the moment in which they exist. Reality is going out of phase.

Yeah, “I don’t care what you say anymore this is my life… “ might be the best encapsulation of my worldview.

And when they least expect it, bam! I’m at home under my blankies.

He’s a my son, tomatillo!

Gotta ask the folks that are saying “don’t feel like I can celebrate the 4th this year”- are you implying that you were okay with all the actions of this criminal enterprise for the previous 249 years?

But I can’t say that I’ve been to the edge of the earth and I, I, I can’t find my baby. It sounds stupid.

I also like to use punctuation, sometimes!

I always get to September 10th and realize that I forgot.

Holy shit, I think I just saw Mamdani measuring twice and cutting once!

America’s Next Top Liberal.

Not a game, not a game.

Yes. Allen Iverson clearly had anxiety about practice.

It’s easy to confuse Yemen with semen if you’re typing too fast.

Chad Peach Sandwich to all my Jewelers out there today on Pause over today.

Mommy… can I go out and… address my mental health issues tonight!

He’s right. We liberals have made transit unsafe to keep all the big, soft, frightened men out of it. They take up too much space on the bus and they suck.

Oh no I expanded the measles!

I feel so fancy when I lift one up to reveal the delicious dish I prepared.

So… how much for that egg?

I just thanked God and it took maybe a second and a half. What am I doing wrong?

If they want to threaten states with cutting off fed funds I would hope those of us on the left coast would point out that we have a lot of important ports that we could close off to the rest of the country.

In the current political context, I find myself thinking about the video of Gaddafi at the end. It’s comforting somehow. Not sure why!

Jimmy Butler and Draymond on the same team is either so crazy it might work or so crazy it burns down.

Hanging out with Doug Fir. #GoPacers

You could’ve just wrote the first sentence and I would tip my cap. But you had to call me childish which just leads me to believe that you don’t care much about being good as much as you care about being right.