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Are George’s mates the failed attempts, like that bit in Alien Resurrection? #scd #strictly

So good. Hahaha #celebritytraitors

Dr Weaver in the audience! #SCD

We're calling him Diarrhea Don. He's owning the libs so hard with this, it's brilliant. Everyone talking about the president's uncontrollable bowels, how manly and cool his uncontrollably explosive shits are.

Shirley being horny for any attractive male is really tiresome #SCD

IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH:

djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."

Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it."

djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret."

And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children.

#PedoPrez

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

Cisgender moment

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Congratulations to Gary Barlow's son, I guess.

Wow. Robert Jenrick doubles down by branding a black journalist's questions "ridiculous" and saying that the problem is not his comments, but "journalists like you who pop up and try to knock me down", adding that "this is the reason why terrorist attacks happen". ~AA

Aside from anything else, Robert Jenrick still owes the taxpayer £45m he helped his pornographer buddy avoid in tax.

Jenrick could have visited Handsworth to listen to residents – he chose to pass through and make a judgement based on the colour of their skin. Instead of getting to know our nation of neighbours, he chose racism.

The Tories, Reform and Labour want to divide us.

The Greens say enough is enough.

Thomas Skinner looking awful

this is the most humiliating elimination outfit since Richie Anderson's Primark meerkat onesie and bath mat bib, and it's all he deserves. #scd #strictly

Bosh #SCD

Thomas SKinner gets a 2 from Craig. Amy new it was coming.

Series highlight tbh #scd #strictly

Come on, it’s not even close #SCD

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One of the things I take great pleasure in is that JK published her detective series under a false name because she was insecure about the idea that her literary work would stand on its own merits.

And it didn't.

They leaked her name to recoup their losses.

I hope that haunts her every day.

Brave of Thomas to do that whole dance holding in a fart #scd

Mashed potato brains.

YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live Jimmy Kimmel is Back!

Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube.

It would be a shame for you to share it

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I’m old enough to remember something like this being career-ending. An unprompted comparison of paracetamol and *thalidomide*??

Did Tylenol forget to pay their Trump protection tax or something?!

Trump hyped a huge autism announcement for months then followed through today with a press conference where his brain leaked out of his ears for an hour while he couldn't pronounce "acetaminophen" and yelled "DON'T TAKE ASPIRIN" over and over.

Congratulations, America.

This autism press conference is an insult to science and medicine. It is a bunch of shameless male quacks shoveling bullshit at pregnant women, families and people with autism. This is a historic embarrassment for America and it is wildly dangerous.

They want America to breed more. For workers. Anyone they consider a "net cost" they will find a way to drop all responsibility for. No medical coverage. No therapy. No help. You want to keep your special needs kid, you better be rich enough to do it.
I dont want to know what comes next.

Sky News Follow @news.sky.com Graham Linehan says satire is 'dying' and that he wouldn't be able to make Father Ted today

You might think the bizarre spectacle of this very clearly unwell man behaving like a deeply weird obsessive oddball, babbling about “sissy porn” on the witness stand, might have made him untouchable for media culture war bullshit purposes. You would be wrong.

Fitting that Charlie Kirk’s memorial is basically a Nazi rally.

Farage vows to axe indefinite leave to remain and ban migrants’ benefits access The Reform UK leader will outline a planned crackdown on legal immigration at a Monday press conference.

That Farage is treated seriously shows how degraded the politics in the UK habe become.
Barring absolute far right racists, anyone with half a brain cell can see this latest raft of proposals would utterly destroy the UK, as well as the lives of migrants. 1/
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