Toby Gillman

That took a dark turn. We were just having a nice chat about eugenics.

I believe you still owe us 0.1 of a baby

Ok, how about we raise GST then? There's always more blood in the stone.

Taxes. Is the answer taxes?

I mean, it was pretty inevitable that some teenaged girl was going to be "responsible" for ending Matt Gaetz' political career.

You're probably right, but every time I hear these arguments I think of this couple and get the ick, so now I'm inflicting them on everyone else out of petty vindictiveness.

Pronatalist couple Simone and Malcolm Collins

Counterpoint:

Please don't encourage the nazis to have more babies.

but certainly, with completely unearned confidence.

Not sure if "calmly" is the word I'd use...

Honestly, not sure I care if it works.

Not only is this entirely feasible, if they put a camera on Elon's robot it will be completely self funding.

I think when the time comes the Herald should do its normal boring politician obit, but they should print it all in blue comic sans.

Yeah Chris, we get it, you have three thumbs.

Hey! I'm a dumb guy and this is the first I'm hearing of this story!

I mean, facial analysis should be pretty helpful in determining if someone is white or a man. I imagine a lot of business execs would find that useful.

So happy there is one other person who accurately remembers what the 80s were like. There may have been great stuff like The Pixies and Violent Femmes going on, but they were very, very much on the fringes.

Typical state overreach. These weapons were clearly kept safe from theft , craftily hidden in a closet.

This seems reasonable. Both my parents were killed in completely separate flying bear incidents.

This is why 007 is always repeating his name.

I've always loved Billy Connelly's definition of an intellectual as someone who can hear the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

Look, the Left can't win if we just surrender our Nazis before the GOP surrenders theirs.

I resent the implication that there is even a possibility that I would overthink this.

Um-more tax means LESS borrowing.

You could try growing a beard that outlines and emphasizes your growing jowls. Apparently that's a favoured strategy amongst VPs everywhere.

Tight yarmulkes often cause headaches, which lead to an increased uptake of Tylenol. It's just science.

Mme de Gaulle must be getting on in years by now.

I note that roti is right off the scale.

Ooh, I might be able to learn from this! What kind of flooring are you putting down?