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A sentient orange that appears to have had some brain surgery, being escorted by a pair of evil apples to somewhere scary

Getting Crazy

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign

this is so so insane the ILLINOIS STATE POLICE are lining up LIKE THIS against clergy and people dressed as the Kool-Aid man.

The final candy bar graph, with my 11-year-old recoding the tallies in her journal and calculating their value

And we have now progressed from data analysis to policy recommendations.

I told her that we'd calculate the cash value of her candy haul, that I'd ask her to raid her piggy bank and donate 1/3 the candy cash value to a local food bank, and that I'd add on a 5X match.

Save 15% on Orange Roulette on Steam Trapped in a prison hell, a desperate orange will play a deadly game in the hopes of getting shipped to safer markets. Can he survive what his captors have freshly squeezed for him?

Orange Roulette is on sale on Steam until the 4th! It's had a ton of updates since its initial release, with more to come. If you'd like to support the Arts of Old Farts, find it here:
store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...
And also here (with free Steam key):
matzerath.itch.io/orange-roule...

Screenshot of the asteroid monster in Empire Strikes Back reaching out of a hole in an asteroid to bite at the millenium falcon as it flys away. Next to it is a doodle of the same scene, but you can see underneath the surface of the asteroid that the monster has a sexy humanoid body wearing booty shorts and appears to be stuck in the asteroid hole from the shoulders down. The monster is blushing and shouts "Wait come back I'm stuck" with a heart emoji.

if 10 people reply "delete" i will remove this

Lon Chaney Jr., Tor Johnson, and Bela Lugosi enjoying a meal with each other

Tor Johnson:
"Bela, Werewolf Man have hangover! Or is called 'wolfover'? HA HA HA HA HA HA! Bela, is funny, why no laugh? Bela, BELA, you OK?"

When they can't do it even a little it's truly scary

Checking out the job listings:
"Hm, Gestational Carrier! I wonder if that's seasonal?"

The very latest updates have made Orange roulette at least 10% percent scarier, and as previously mentioned, uh, 'stat-ier'!

Michael Caine was great in Halloween

Orange Roulette is on sale! It's not part of the official STEAM Scream Sale, because for SOME reason they don't consider oranges scary! Find it here:
store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...
And also on itch.io (includes a STEAM key)
matzerath.itch.io/orange-roule...

I made some adjustments to the Orange Roulette stats - a little more visually dynamic, with special stats specific to modes! For those of you that love counting oranges, I think you'll find this to your liking 🍊🍊🍊😜

Some of us still out here struggling 🙃

#indiedev #gamedev #gamedevelopment #indiegamedev #indiegame #indiegames #newgame #steam #Godot #bullethell

YouTube video by Bijuu Mike Orange Roulette is back... (INSANE UPDATE)

A new video from @bijuumike.bsky.social
about the latest Orange Roulette updates! Full disclosure, I haven't watched it yet - I get a little anxiety watching vids about stuff I made, gotta build up to it! (Drink a few beers)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7oi...

This administration has a real problem with the truth. It lies constantly, and then also tries to hide anything truthful that damages its narrative or debunks its lies.

MAGA is like 'HA HA look at those millions of people gathered together in peace all over the world! What a buncha losers!'

My cat has died. Cat was already fully grown when I took her in 10 years ago. No one knew her age, she may have lived to 15, she may have lived to 20! No more meows, lap sits, scratching at my computer monitor to get my attention. Cat is missed. I am sad.

"I had the nightmare again ..."

AI is like a joke I'd make about asking people their video game ideas:
"What kinda game would you make. Oh, but no copyright infringement."
"Well ... I always had this idea ... where Mario is ..."
"I SAID NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT"
Movie ideas tend to beeline straight to that as well.

Just Six Corporations Remain NEW YORK—MCI-WorldCom and Bank One-Chase Manhattan merged in a blockbuster $112 billion deal Monday, forming the world’s largest telecommunications/banking company and reducing the number of existing ...

Reading how Paramount wants to buy Warner and thinking about how this Onion article is from 1998.

theonion.com/just-six-cor...

and scene

Jesus Christ! I'm sure Blue Oyster Cult is STOKED to be used without permission in this monstrosity.

A succulent, sentient Calamari that is also an admiral announces that the sudden meeting of top military brass at Quantico next week is, in fact, A TRAP

Hegseth orders hundreds of senior military officers to Virginia for highly unusual meeting, Admiral Akbar will not be attending.

The famed wrestler 'El Santo Enmascarado de Plata'

"El Santo, it's The Rapture!"
"At last! To my greatest match of all!"
*Car rises into the air*

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Aside from Orange Roulette, IF you would like to support my game development, I have a Ko-Fi link for tips:
ko-fi.com/mikeyh
I am also on itch.io with 2 'Name Your Price Games':
matzerath.itch.io
And I *might* revive my Patreon. Maybe?

'Celebrity Family Feud' has been cancelled for several controversial 'Survey Says' answers, effective immediately. They will be replaced by 'Jimmy Kimmel Live', followed by reruns of 'The Man Show'.

A sentient orange says, 'Luck is an illusion'.

The latest update for Orange Roulette is alive on STEAM! Fixes, Quality of Life adjustments, a few new animations stealthily added, Yada-Yada-Sis-Boom-Bahda!