🐰Johnnee Darko🐰 aka "jaycee"'s Avatar

🐰Johnnee Darko🐰 aka "jaycee"

@johnneedarko.bsky.social

Just a fly in the ointment, Hans - the monkey in the wrench - a pain in the ass. Yipee-ki-yay & welcome to the party, pal. Donnie's cousin, from Boston.

454 Followers  |  776 Following  |  146 Posts  |  Joined: 10.10.2023  |  1.6206

Latest posts by johnneedarko.bsky.social on Bluesky

Post image

No those aren’t ghosts in the sewer, far scarier. Those are β€œflushable” wipes. They cause some serious backups in the sewer. #KeepWipesOutOfPipes #Halloween

30.10.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

Basically I think progressivism -- moving toward greater equality under law -- is moral & good, & conservatism -- preserving existing social & power hierarchies -- is bad & wrong, & furthermore, I think everyone *knows* this on some level. The thing is, being good is *hard* & often requires ...

18.10.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 854    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 15
Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

18.10.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 14486    πŸ” 3577    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 284
Post image

NYC

18.10.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 277    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

β€œWhen they rob us of art and emotion, that leads us towards the aesthetics of fascism. In this film, all the sets are real, the decor is human-sized, there are painstakingly created miniatures... It’s there to remind us that art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go fuck itself!”

18.10.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6018    πŸ” 2535    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 22
Post image

Back on my bullshit, says guy who was never off his bullshit

17.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
09.10.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 16219    πŸ” 4516    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 77
Video thumbnail

Hee hee haw haw, what’s so funny miss parrotfish?? 🀭🦜🐟 #redtailparrotfish #parrotfish #parrotfishjungle #parrotfishcapitaloftheworld #smile #livelaughlove #goofball #buckteeth #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #miamibeach #biscaynebay #coralcity

12.10.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 527    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5
Video thumbnail

The last Sea Doo ride of 2025, in one of the most colorful parts of the lake as the leaves start changing. πŸπŸ‚

10.10.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The tank's role is to draw aggro

08.10.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3073    πŸ” 967    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 11

Stay silly. Be silly online, be silly at work, if you have a partner try to do something to make them laugh every day. Take care of yourself and your people but stay silly. Getting older doesn't mean you have to grow up

06.10.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

These white Buffalo Bills uniforms are not doing it for me, at all.

06.10.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Bill Nye drops by the Auerbach Center and asks Jaylen Brown a question at Celtics Media Day "I feel like it's Celtic history being able to have Bill Nye in the Auerbach center," Brown said. "That's pretty cool."

The relationship between 2024 NBA Finals MVP Jaylen Brown of the Boston Celtics and Bill Nye "The Science Guy" is just so wholesome and adorable.
www.boston.com/sports/bosto...

30.09.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Twenty One Pilots prove rock's not dead atop the 'Billboard' albums chart Rock and roll is alive and well atop the Billboard 200 albums chart this week, as Twenty One Pilots' Breach hits No. 1.

Rock and roll is alive and well atop the Billboard 200 albums chart this week, as Twenty One Pilots' Breach hits No. 1.

25.09.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 5

I loved this bigga coming out of North Dakota State.

25.09.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

additional list of great suggestions, many of these i will also be supporting soon

19.09.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 320    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

i've subscribed to:
rolling stone
WIRED
404 media
defector
the handbasket

chicago journalism i subscribed to:
unraveled
block club

it's time to support media directly so they don't fall into the hands of fascists, the replies to this post have additional great news media i recommend supporting

19.09.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2564    πŸ” 496    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 22
23.09.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
Cartoon drawing of a teenage mutant ninja turtle with a brown afro, like Bob Ross, and a yellow eye band. Labeled β€œBob”, an honorary unofficial fifth TMNT. Bob looks like a shy friendly outcast ninja turtle, to be honest. Made for an 8yo boy who made a cute comment ☺️

Cartoon drawing of a teenage mutant ninja turtle with a brown afro, like Bob Ross, and a yellow eye band. Labeled β€œBob”, an honorary unofficial fifth TMNT. Bob looks like a shy friendly outcast ninja turtle, to be honest. Made for an 8yo boy who made a cute comment ☺️

One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a β€œpainted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-

22.09.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3431    πŸ” 772    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 34

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

22.09.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 32809    πŸ” 6547    πŸ’¬ 392    πŸ“Œ 246
Video thumbnail

BIRDS - The Eagles block the Rams FG and Jordan Davis *rumbles* for the TD

21.09.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 412    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 68
Video thumbnail

From the Bears’ account on the other site, here’s Caleb Williams presenting Ben Johnson a game ball for his first win

22.09.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 335    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 24

Swift lobbed that back to him like he was playing cornhole

21.09.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 926    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 2

Calling up your workplace to tell them that you’re a great person and an even better poster. I’m even including some examples of the posts you’ve written that made me laugh out loud.

19.09.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 371    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm just getting into Helldivers 2, now that it has arrived on the Xbox Series X. The hype is real (and I don't mean how the game has been in the news recently). It's pretty amazing.

18.09.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The reason why I have never played a Borderlands game is that there is just something so off-putting to me about the art design.

17.09.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Loon Call: Wail
YouTube video by Patty Loon Call: Wail

youtu.be/Ib0CxvL8Bp8?...

16.09.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if i see any post expressing less than debilitating thirst for robert redford i am calling your boss

16.09.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1935    πŸ” 377    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 12

i would absolutely herniate laughing if they pivoted from β€œyou soy boys can’t make us eat your fake meat and bugs” to β€œyou have to eat fake meat to beat socialism and save our white farmers.”

16.09.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

I'm becoming obsessed with the loons on the lake and their loony calls.

16.09.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@johnneedarko is following 20 prominent accounts