Stable-ish genius

I’ve gotten at least 5 pieces of mail in the last week that look like postcards/invitations/thank you notes that ended up being spam services

A real Mississippi State situation, if you will

I’ve said it before but if I had to start school in the first week of August when I went to school, I would’ve led a riot. School is supposed to start the Thursday after Labor Day!

This has the vibe of you documenting your maple syrup making process which means it’ll end up being delicious…i mean successful

Oh yeah, well I’m “on a roll” with LinkedIn

You got a minivan? *jealousy intensifies*

I look forward to the official drone graveyard located in Philadelphia

That’s right, brother

The human mind is full of wonder

I just want to see highlights of my teams and maybe some funny pictures on the internet. I don’t want all this extra nonsense!

She also drafted Christian McCaffery first last year and has still not stopped yelling at me for “letting her make such a terrible pick.” Emotionally, she is where I was in 1999, when I first started playing yahoo fantasy football.

My wife joined my high school friend league a few years ago and you’ve never seen someone get so mad at Josh Palmer getting tackled at the 3 yard line on a random SNF game in November.

She saw you walking up and put the one with vegetables on top lol

LOCAL man still BAD at GOLF!!!!!!

Sorry, I was trying to tell people about the beer of the summer, that’s right the Genesee Ruby Red Kolsch

Have you tried the Berlin Doner Kebab place in Henrietta? 10/10, would recommend

As my grandmother used to say “life is hard and then you die”

Have you added Gasolina by Daddy Yankee? Cuz that would be mine

First I’m hearing about this

This is almost exactly the response I got from the betting site lol

Treb, I forgot my log in to the one betting account I have. Someone please help me liberate the $17 dollars collecting dust somewhere

Did someone say “more golf”???

How much do you think it would cost to pay Paul to shit talk the Dawgs? At least five figures right?

“Are you gonna need more than one bullet?”

I think he will need a strong fall season, unless he goes absolutely nuts and finishes top 3.

On the other hand, I look forward to reading a 15k word profile in the New Yorker about all the rich people she scammed into funding this when this scam gets exposed

Who you got making a move at Wyndham? Local upstate NY product Kevin Roy sits at 76, needs a top-23 finish or better to make the playoffs. Very excited to see if he can pull it off

Wearing all black with a creepy, dead-eyed smile? Sign me up!

I should not be laughing this hard at 1:30 pm on a Monday