@whatthemelmel.bsky.social
Thirty, flirty & furious
New Show Idea: The Jumbotron of Consequences
Each week a different rich person gets surprise broadcasted on a jumbotron & is held responsible for their shitty actions. Chris Martin can host (optional)
Wait did he die too?
05.05.2025 03:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I haven’t sharpened a pencil in a long time (not dirty)
05.05.2025 02:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Might I remind you that tomorrow is the Ides of March……*eyebrow wiggle* 🗡️
14.03.2025 23:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ok ok fine! I’ll say it because everyone else is afraid to: Severance is good!!!!!!!!!!
12.03.2025 03:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We went to our least favorite grocery store today with much dread because it’s lawless and weird in there & they were playing the Twin Peaks theme song????????????????
09.03.2025 22:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The world’s insanity has finally pushed me to my limit - I started playing Wordle
27.02.2025 01:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The story of the Garden of Eden is so over-dramatic. Let women have a snack!!!!!!!
25.02.2025 23:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stickers are such an incredible invention. Like “What if life had more pizzaz?”
03.02.2025 20:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This team on Pop Culture Jeopardy was named “Philadelphia Threedom” and they didn’t mention @pftompkins.bsky.social once?!!?
@threedomusa.bsky.social
Some people call going to the bathroom “taking a bio break” but I like to be more up front & say “my meat sack needs maintenance”
29.01.2025 03:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why did The Traitors think “in episode 2 we should add MORE MEN!!!!!!!!!” ?
25.01.2025 03:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your day shall come ✨✨
24.01.2025 17:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can I be funny on here?
24.01.2025 17:41 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
