Mark T

Oh shit waddup

If magic isn’t real how do you explain me paying $5,000 for magic beans

Flag-shagging ain’t cheap — lad slapped with a £2,000 fine for decorating 64 lamp posts like it’s Brexit Christmas 🎄😂

🚨The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 65,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 70,000 tonight. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done!

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

New analysis from the H of C Library :

Brexit is costing the UK up to £90bn a year in lost tax revenues.

Economic damage since the 2016 Leave vote has resulted in the UK’s GDP being 6-8% smaller than it could have been.

The average Briton has seen a hit to GDP per head between £2,700 and £3,700.

"Yes I caused the country to lose 4% of GDP, but I would never do it in a hurtful or insulting way."

This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.

Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...

My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.

Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...

This petition for a public inquiry into Russian interference is now at 11.2k, and growing fast. We have to break through the establishment's wall of silence about Russian interference in British politics. Please share the petition as widely as possible.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

If I hadn't already seen Elon Musk giggling about making his computer say rude words, this would have been the most cringe thing I'd seen today.

If Labour don’t bring in PR we are probably condemned to Reform and this country is going to become unbelievably worse off. But whatever the case, I’m voting Greens. 💚

Let’s be honest: nothing Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have done in the last 56 years justifies the tremendous cost of bringing them back from the moon. NASA should’ve spared the long-suffering taxpayer and left them up there

He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

Twitter screenshot; Katebeliot @EliotKate 1d Not only do masks reduce your 02 & increase your CO2 intakes which makes you wheeze or gasp but they also provide perfect warm damp breeding grounds for pathogens to breath in, that will progressively make you ill. For those who WANT more respiratory illnesses - job done. Richard @rcantelo 21h Absolutely none of that is true. Katebeliot @EliotKate 20h And you exact qualifications for stating that are? Richard @rcantelo 20h A degree in medicine and Fellowship of the Royal College of Anaesthetists, for which I was examined in respiratory physiology and the mechanics of gas transfer. Richard @rcantelo 20h What are yours? Katebeliot @EliotKate 18h Too many to put here

A classic from the COVID conspiracy genre

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"

"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"

"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

Given the party's refusal to act on Pochin's brazen racism, it should be as socially unacceptable to vote for Reform as it was in the early 2000s to vote for the BNP.

And we should be prepared to say this to people's faces.

Three & a half million people. Two jumbo-jets' worth, every day, for a whole year.

Grandmothers; toddlers; doctors; software engineers; nurses; whole families pushed, ever-so-politely, onto planes heading Anywhere But Here.

The Tory Party commits itself to ethnically cleansing the United Kingdom.

DOUBLED!!!

Absolutely extraordinary.

Thank you everyone.

This is the movement.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

The interviewer asks @zackpolanski.bsky.social if he's worried about splitting the left vote & whether the best way to beat the right is to vote Labour.

Zack: "The idea that the Labour party are on the left is completely incoherent"

People who have come to the United Kingdom legally, played by the rules and made it their home do not need to “go home”. This is their home.

I've written to Kemi Badenoch to give her the chance to reject these divisive calls from her frontbencher Katie Lam.

They got the jewels, but we have their ladder.

A Tory MP is now calling for people who were born here, those who have a right to be here, to be deported…..

A not a flicker from Tory politicians, their leader, their media.

Not national news, not on every radio bulletin.

Terrifying.

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

BBC accused of 'extraordinary' anti-Green bias after party say the Laura Kuenssberg Show scrapped a promised interview with @zackpolanski.bsky.social on Sunday.

Green sources say the show also refused to interview Polanski after he was elected as leader last month

bylinetimes.com/2025/10/06/b...

Zack on Bold Politics podium

I'm Jewish. I'm also Mancunian.

Every other national party leader was interviewed by Laura Kunesberg during their conference.

Maybe the BBC thought as someone who also supports Palestine - I had nothing to say?

Let's keep growing: join.greenparty.org.uk

UK will leave ECHR if Tories win election, Badenoch says The European Convention on Human Rights has become a focal point in debates around changing immigration policy.

Your right to life
Your right not to be tortured
Your right not to be enslaved
Your right to liberty
Your right to a fair trial
Your right to privacy
Your right to practice your religion
Your right to freedom of expression
Your right not to be discriminated against
www.bbc.com/news/article...

Unfortunately as we've seen in America, it isn't impossible.

Is no one else concerned the leader of the opposition is calling for full facism?