Garrett Werner

I heard this on premier on freaks only last night and if I hadn’t been driving I thought about texting you to turn on KCRW!

I was today years old when I learned the numa numa guy was a young Eric trump

"What I can't get my head around, is why would a bear that only eats marmalade sandwiches, take 7 picnic baskets that don't have any marmalade sandwiches? It bothers me."

Milwaukee is less than a week away from the start of an affordable 9-day music festival with a little something for everyone that takes place in a lovely and well-appointed lakeshore park where you can eat and drink and relax and grumble about it for some reason

ai is not transforming shit and they’re soooo mad about it

We asked ChatGPT how ‘hot’ the KTLA team is: Here’s what it said  Many use ChatGPT for legitimate, serious reasons – such as summarizing long pieces of writing or ascertaining information on an unknown topic – but the artificial intelligence tech apparently isn’t…

We asked ChatGPT how ‘hot’ the KTLA team is: Here’s what it said

NOOOOOOO

Believe it or not, this 1pm Friday matinee of Friendship is filled with 30 or so guys seeing it by themselves, me included

I know nothing about the Ted universe, but my sense is it is sprawling

Son of Baconator would be a pretty funny name for a kid

Love cask of amontillado. In fact, I’d go so far as to say I’d follow my mortal enemy into a dank and treacherous catacomb if he told me he had an original pressing that I could listen to down there

Sure, Jane Jetson is a total smoke show. Until you realize she’s hundreds of years younger than your pervert ass

The only person since Bernie the left has gotten excited about is Luigi

Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan

Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
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@brianrubenstein.bsky.social I came here to find your luka lakers take and nothing?? If we don’t commit to Bluesky the terrorist wins

Robbers getting robbed is such a classic joke, it’s never not funny

Thinking about investing in those nfts everyone’s always talkin about

Shout out to Gomez Addams for showing the fellas it's cool to be insatiably horny for our goth wives 25 hours a day

Whenever I look at my purebred miniature wiener dog, I wonder if SHE was the one who bought ME

DON'T GET SO HUFFY, YA LITTLE GROUCH! HOW DARE YOU! YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE!

HOW DARE YOU!
YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE

The two shapes Teslas come in are cybertruck and cum dollop

This is how normal ppl going about their lives in the kingdom felt when they heard Fiona was marrying shrek

here's a Sora generated video of gymnastics

A screenshot of a Deadline headline about Jeremy Allen White playing lil grogu the elf

Honestly they nailed this, idk who else could play that lil green elf