Tenor Weiss

Great opportunity to unify a majority of the country behind “everybody in charge of everything, even your political party, sucks big time but together that gets changed like tomorrow” It would be cool if it was used!

I thought this post seemed like a reasonable and compelling request, and after seeing the replies I’m wondering if we’re mostly babies

It looks like James plays football at UNLV, which suggests he was born in the mid aughts. What did Barry know??

Not what I was thinking Joe

Referencing a record of 5-14 suggests this was written after Purdue’s loss to Oregon this season, or maybe during the eventual loss to Northwestern. Walters’ complete record at Purdue was 5-19.

I am once again imagining Donald Trump saying “dia de los muertos”

When I was a kid and I learned some wild animals will lash out when they sense fear, I didn’t understand why they’d protect themselves against something that perceived itself as vulnerable. Now I’m starting to get it.

You’re welcome! Looking forward to hearing what you find and choose, so I can justify buying even more sweatshirts.

From my wardrobe

Value: Eddie Bauer
Surprisingly good: LL Bean
Most worn/durable: Patagonia
Best looking: Arcteryx (wool/synthetic blend)
Want but don’t have: Asket

Keep them soft by only hanging dry after washing, never machine dry. Especially synthetics!

NZ men’s rugby: All Blacks
NZ women’s rugby: Black Ferns
NZ men’s cricket: Black Caps

-My proposal-
NZ gymnastics: Black Flips

I had friends text me congratulations after the 2018 win and that felt really special to me. People texting, that is.

My biggest fear is a terrorist attack that the media reports to be a result of the war in Gaza. GOP blames democrats and leans heavily on Trump’s willingness to brutalize the region in response. There’s seemingly no limit to how many votes you can get for war after terrorism.

Biden has six months to get all of his “last term as president goofing” initiatives through. It’s like he was coasting through junior year then the counselor reveals he has enough credits to graduate in five weeks. Let’s get some senior pranks put into law.

Power Causes Brain Damage How leaders lose mental capacities—most notably for reading other people—that were essential to their rise

Medical research supports that, yet every almost every organization on Earth trusts individuals who have soaked their brains in power for years or decades to make choices that benefit the entire organization. We need to see a brain on power as a brain on drugs. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

Agreed! I was able to make a lot more sense of the world after reading Humankind by Rutger Bergman. Basically, humans naturally want to support each other but man-made social experiences teach them to be selfish, and they become self serving in proportion to the power they obtain.

“Time to chill out and watch some Purdue Basketball” he said, blood pressure turning his fingernails purple

Guaranteed voter approved policy: gapless bathroom stalls. Big “vacant/occupied” indicator. Floor to ceiling walls and doors. Insulation to keep the sound of our poop ruckus to ourselves.

Guaranteed voter approved policy: if your taxes, at any level, support an NFL stadium, you get free RedZone.

“Billionaires raised prices on us, now we’re raising prices on them”

New to edibles? Here’s my advice: remember 1-2-3

1: Digits (in mg) of THC you should eat, meaning 9mg max. Don’t know the potency? Don’t take it!

2: Hours it could take before you feel anything. Rarely more.

3: Hours you should plan on being high once you feel it. Sometimes more. No driving!

Unsubscribed from [declining news site of renown], immediately subscribed to Flaming Hydra. I recently subscribed to Defector and already find it more informative, thought provoking, and entertaining than the stuff I was reading. Thank you all for demonstrating how quality organizations are made.

Thank you! I’ll try this sometime soon!

This sounds great! Breakfast burritos in my area are lacking in quality, do you have a recipe or any tips for making them?

This was a pre-Halo release by Bungie and it whipped. Hundreds of hours logged.

A tweet reading “Everyone, I justt want to say that I am truly sorry I got caught doing shitty things and I regret getting caught. I am really sorry some one tattled on me and now I can't do the shitty things any more. It sucks that people are mad at me”

A classic, reminds me of every person in power who tries to imitate the words of an actual human who is actually sorry for their actions

If your taxes go towards an NFL stadium you get RedZone for free

There should be a government program to turn failed stand up comedians into high school teachers. They’re already creative, entertaining, and observant. Familiar with poverty. Zero self esteem so they cannot be owned by teens. Don’t need to worry about getting depression, they already have it.

I think we’re looking at AI generated copy. All filler, no killer.