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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it

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And yet, they all have a D by their names and their party is unable or unwilling to keep them in line.

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Oh God it's even worse

11.11.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The Democrats voted for it! What are you talking about???

11.11.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Or the UK? What's their policy on trans people right now?

11.11.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great record of civil rights in the US right now Peter?

11.11.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bull shit like this is why dems lose on β€œmasculinity” by the way

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My response to the Gremlins 3 news

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We need to collectively get @nicklutsko.bsky.social into this movie.

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The Mountain Goats - Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan Choose your preferred music service

did you know the Mountain Goats have a new album out today and you can buy it or stream it and dance to it in your living room or while driving or on the subway and it's a whole vibe? well now you know that 30tgrs.ffm.to/ttfafpb

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But you are sacrificing even more depth to get there. I'm a T-Wolves fan and I think your lack of a bench is a big reason we performed as well as we did in that series.

07.11.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How can we make the Lakers bench even shallower?

07.11.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump looks like he's about to fade from existence like a Twin Peaks villain.

06.11.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIt’s not that I’m for austerity, it’s just that I’m against bailing out Inquisitor's sets, dragon war hammers, and I’m fine with canceled membership payments as long as bots take the blame for it.”

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I love my Chicago Bears

02.11.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate my Chicago bears

02.11.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I think it's going to recede and I for one will be doing my part by ignoring the ones I think suck (Marvel).

02.11.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Salute to a legendary poster.

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Jesus Christ, get ready for Trump 2028.

27.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I erased Aimee from my mind, thanks Patrick.

27.10.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the greatest curse.

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Lit Mags β€” Wisconsin Fellowship of Poets

Wisconsin has/has has a thriving creative writing scene. www.wfop.org/lit-mags

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I think we should develop a priest class that has exclusive access to Sora/AI slop to make amazing garbage like this. Shaq is the head of the church.

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This is like a Stephen King cocaine story.

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Timberwolves basketball is back, baby!!! Three quarters of godawful basketball followed by a fourth quarter rally for a nail-biter win against a team that won't even make the playoffs!! Hawooo!!!!!!

23.10.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Midwest needs to invade the Mid-Atlantic for its greatest resource: Wegmans

22.10.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Huh

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Yeah, he's a fucking weirdo and sometimes you need to give a weirdo a job that isn't "doing vigilante shit" so that they help ensure Cuomo doesn't win.

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