Ol’ Zeke

Sam Darnold always has a look on his face like he just put his card into the MTA station and the turnstile didn’t move

Reading about the Bud Bowl in sports illustrated, determining rooting for Bud Lite owing to their commitment to the passing game

Children today will never know the thrill of the Bud Bowl. I swear there were years I cared about the outcome more than that of the actual Super Bowl.

Talked this week about why removing the fascist boot from your neck will help you find a much bigger audience and, also, your soul.

"There's a reason the Washington Post is going to die before The Onion becomes one of the biggest newspapers in the country: They licked the boot, and we kicked back."

Buncha cajoles! I’m tryin to read the damn racing form!

Boom. Straight fuckin’ water

Going Lowell George mode

January 29, 2026 at 1:31 AM Dan McQuade passed away on his birthday which is exactly the kind of fact that I would learn about someone else from Dan McQuade. Because Dan may have known more things than anyone I've ever met. His love for Philadelphia was one of his most famous traits but I used to plumb the depths of it. Years ago, before he met his wife Jan, I would take the bus down to visit him and we would just walk. For a long time. And every so often I'd say "Tell me something that happened on this block" and he'd say "This one? I don't think anything happened here." Then after about 8 seconds he'd exclaim "Oh wait!" with his index finger in the air like a little kid and tell me one of the craziest fucking things I'd ever heard.

Some thoughts on one of the best friends I ever had.

Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 | Defector Dan McQuade, our friend and colleague, died this week at the age of 43. He is survived by his wife and young son. At the end of 2024, Dan was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer. The news of his diag...

I love Dan McQuade dearly and will miss him terribly. No one else like him. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

Nebraska 1995 I formation option football is proof of Gods love

Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning

Spencer it appears my seven-year-old has gotten ahold of your account

Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.

"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."

Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram

Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram

This is what it's all about folks

the dudes i bought drugs from in high school looked less like they sold drugs than kyle shanahan does

I changed my mind. I’m also upset

They lose 49-45 you got NOTHING to be upset about. This game rocks

AND ALL MY FRIENDS ARE OILMEN
ALL FRIENDS MADE BY SHERIDAN
LANDMAN

Ambushing Grinch at direction of general counsel at Who-North

IS THAT FUCKIN’ FOLEY?!?!?!

If the Grinch tried to pull any of that shit around me I would shoot him in the fucking face

This was it. Everything the rest of the damn year is gravy

God dammit

Dude I went to a pirate game this summer sat right on the first base line and was ASTOUNDED at Bryan Reynolds in person. Looked like a 45 yo slo pitch outfielder just taking 3 steps back on everything and then playing it on a hop for a single

Informing us how you keep your underwear up 🔥

ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would--
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.

I WENT THERE ON BUSINESS