Alex Ranae

being American isn’t good for my mental health

I both love and hate being a mosaic of everyone I've ever loved

Getting caught up on a good show is torture. What do you mean I have to wait weekly and/or for the next season now?!

despite the horrors there is always look at phone in my bed time

A skeleton figure wearing armor sitting down "You think the itsy bitsy spider gave a f*ck about the rain? No, it climbed the spout again. Lock in"

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

I cannot stress enough how very much OK it is to be wrong, and to admit it. It is of no value to you intellectually or psychically to refuse new information or to be unwilling to defer. That momentary ache of pride is meaningless when compared to the joy of learning something new.

I hate watching fights but I’ll ride for Paddy the Baddy

teeny little donkey

hope y’all don’t mind if i post a little ass

We’re having my sons 2nd bday party today and I’m so excited but in denial 😭 how did we get here already

My son is Behrik and his brother is about to be Solace 🖤
If we had a girl her name would have been Scarlett

Hehehe this is similar to how my husband and I started dating 7 years ago 😈 putting that energy on you c;

girl holding a torch and wearing a princess sash plus a crown

pov: you’re my dab rig

fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life

nobody knows what im up to, not even me

the carebears in a line, using their stomachs to light a rainbow like in the movies

when i say im sending good vibes, this is what i mean

Panican at the disco

Concert tickets are so expensive all I can afford rn is the Wiggles

Taught my son to 🤘🏻 and now he walks around the housing doing it, saying “rock on” 🤘🏻

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

if you think about it, using a bidet is kinda like letting the toilet pee on you

A cow from Mario kart world grinding in some rail.

What I mean when I say I’m on that grind

idc how old i am i will never stop using the :3 face

kinda fucked up the way they doxxed the muffin man

i hope this email fucks your wife

This would heal me

Happy birthday lil guy!! This next year is going to be so fun and bittersweet 💕 my son will be two a month from today 😭

the only squat I’m doing is diddly