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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

I’m honestly surprised it took until season 5 for Stranger Things to use the song “Upside Down.”

Investing in a brand of toilet paper described as “extra hard.”

[I turn on the TV and every channel is showing me being burned in effigy] This can't be good

(crying) you know what. fuck you

this is also another great onion newspaper ad

we have to go back. to warn them.

garbage can at a coffee shop labeled “TRASH HOLE”

get in

The Beast in Me holds strong thanks to two fantastic performances - TV Tuners Claire Danes and Matthew Rhys elevate the standard Netflix crime thriller with enthralling performances that will keep you watching.

The Beast in Me falls into a lot of the traps common in Netflix miniseries but succeeds thanks to two terrific performances.
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a photo of DHS acting Chief Security Officer whose name is Iwona B. Horyn

i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...

The IT franchise gets more convoluted with Welcome to Derry - TV Tuners Welcome to Derry offers some great thrills but gets bogged down with explaining away the mysteries that made the IT films work.

IT: Welcome to Derry has some great scares but mostly settles for the classic prequel pitfall of providing answers to questions no one asked.
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I’m pluribustin’ right now!

that humble little crocodile has returned

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

I strongly believe that the song “Ocean Man” could have only been made during the peak of the American empire.

Scent of a Woman Al Pacino Speech Comment: I wish Pacino had been my representative in divorce court.

Watching Youtube videos.

Which TV Show Has the Best Coaching Tree? Vince Gilligan is eternal proof of the strength of the ‘X-Files’ writers room. But frankly, that room has a ton of competition across television history.

For The Ringer, I wrote about the best TV coaching trees, from series that did the best job of finding and nurturing writers and/or directors who would go on to make great shows of their own:

Pluribus is a tantalizing sci-fi show impossible to resist - TV Tuners The latest from Vince Gilligan, Pluribus creates a unique tone and a compelling premise that constantly leaves you guessing.

Pluribus is as good as you’d expect and if you haven’t watched at least the first episode do so right now! Then, come back and read my review.
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I feel like the pope being an American cinephile is God finally rewarding Scorsese for a lifetime of devotion

“Kiss my ass!”: classic, fun to say, you’re literally telling someone to kiss your farting zone.
“Kiss your own ass!”: fresh, takes the other person back, implies that you don’t even consider them worthy of kissing your ass.

an image of bill clinton with the text "donald trump sucked me off??"

Oreoboros

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

DMV: As exciting as standing in line - TV Tuners CBS' latest sitcom is full of jokes and stories you've seen before, but its worst sin might be the misuse of a solid cast.

DMV is full of every tired joke you’ve ever heard about the place AND misuses Tim Meadows.
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Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.

I’ve just been told that my 4,000 word article connecting the Boss Baby to the E-Trade baby has “negative appeal.”