The Middlest Hobo

'Twas truly, truly, truly outrageous.

The Simpsons Jury of the Damned.

I'm honestly surprised I haven't yet seen a meme of this introducing the current administration.

Early morning walk in the forest. Go touch grass!

People often forget that nature not only provides us with the air, water, food, & shelter we require, it also provides us with the hope we need to survive.

The fact that macaroni & cheese is so universally beloved tells me that we would have zero issues eating bugs & snails if they only tasted better.

When they came up with the term "a Pat of butter", I wonder who was the original "Pat" they were using for reference?

Can we have more people measurements?
A Bob of mayonnaise?
A Sue of spam?

When they say attention is everything, what they mean is that all the time you spend doom scrolling is the time you could be using to help people in real, immediate need, right now.

So this is the big reveal after a century of non-stop progress?
That fascism can only be stopped when we work together to fight it now, always, and forever?
Or is it that we accept fascism is here, right now, and we die alone?

"Fix your hearts or die!"
David Lynch

"You are not alone!"
Me, to you🫶

Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen collection by Matt Fraction, Steve Lieber, & Nathan Fairbairn

Happy Happy Joy Joy!

Considering how devoted his followers are to him, I'm honestly surprised that we're not seeing lots of copycats putting on a wig, painting their faces orange, & wearing ill-fitting suits in public every day.

Under Pressure by Queen/David Bowie usually stops me in my tracks & I dissociate into it until the end.

I'm so tired of all this, I just wanna travel the world, create art, help build utopia for everyone equally, & go explore outer space.

He says it because attention is all he's ever wanted.

Got kicked out of church b/c I kept asking what part of Jesus's body was in the communion wafer they gave me.

"Is this from His holy butt? I don't feel comfortable eating anything from His divine nether regions."

The Rapture sounds like something a death cult would make up.

Today's challenge: Do as many things you are capable of that someone you would fall in love with would do.

YouTube video by Gojira - Topic Flying Whales

Saturday night's alright for dancing.
youtu.be/eg_OyqkITSE?...

If The Simpsons never existed, what would you be stealing today?

Fascism is a cry for help.

How shitty is your life that seeing joy & love in others enrages you?

How powerless do you feel that being violent to others is the only way you feel safe & in control?

How truly alone are you that making others as miserable as you is the only joy you feel?

O Undercover Brother, Where Art Thou?

YouTube video by N2UtheHartLocker - Topic †KRUSHDAFIGHT!†

Saturday night's alright for dancing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5XN...

It's a pigeon.

This pigeon experiences a level of freedom most people can barely imagine.

TV show Better Off Ted

God I miss this show.

It's a squirrel

This squirrel has a more coherent, achievable, & sustainable survival plan than humanity does.

We are all just reality bubbles boiling up from overheated oceans of air & water.

It's a duck

This duck is living in a better society than mine.

80's tiktok.

Well, THAT bolt of truth lightning just struck my heart & mind...wow, just wow...

If you dread going to therapy for fear of what you might say, face up to, or learn, you need more therapy.

If you are excited about going to therapy, you need less therapy and really just need better friends.

His dying grunts would rewrite the rules for professional tennis player grunting forevermore.