gg

met a dentist the other day just out n about. what a fuckin weirdo

worlds largest plinko machine vs worlds smallest plinko machine

i could kill a bird with a cellular phone

if you duct taped live snakes to my arms and sent me into the wild i could survive by catching birds with the snakes and sharing the bounty with my snake appendages .

if you duct taped garden rakes to my arms and sent me into the wild i could survive by catching birds with the rakes and eating them

i think if someone was challenged to kill me with a golf club under the condition that they could not hit me above the clavicle and they could only swing and not stab, i would probably live it. id bet the golf club would break before my body does.

shittin in the shower just to stomp it down the drain

Until it shut down in 2023, it was the tallest water fountain in the united states, and the third tallest in the world. It was beautiful. I'll never forget it.

St. Louis, MO is the home of the tallest manmade monument in the western hemisphere (The Gateway Arch)- but many St. Louisans don't know that across the river in East St. Louis, IL there used to be a manmade geyser that would erupt every day at noon- with enough force to match the height of the arch

they should call the whole franchise mr. bean two

u can tell that bowling started off as a more fun and whimsical game similar to horseshoes but it was quickly twisted and fucked up into something darker. oil patterns?? ball weights?? bowling shoes, gloves, even shirts??? imagine if we had a type of shirt called a 'horseshoes shirt' absolutely not

the stock market

mr. bean was so fuckin good they gotta make a Son of Mr. Bean

balatro could become the only Game Awards Game of the Year winner that you can reasonably play while on a rollercoaster.

:3 seems pretty universal to me so yeah sure im writing in korean i guess but im writing in all the other languages too

a screenshot of a bluesky post being typed which reads ':3 :3333 :3 :33 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :33 :3 :333 :3 :3333 :3 :33333' and a prompt box underneath which reads 'Are you writing in Korean?'

what

:3 :3333 :3 :33 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :33 :3 :333 :3 :3333 :3 :33333

toys !!!!

i know im pure of heart bc i am kind to ppl even after the drugs run out.

drinkin with the girls and azumanga

its 0.8̅1̅

it's crazy they'll hire me to work with a wood chipper considering how i act around the machine that returns the bowling balls

if pokémon were real I'd have a starmie sittin on my bedside table squirtin into my mouth seventy times a day but no. it can't be so simple

i wish i had more water

heads up if you're a gamer in your twenties and you're about to have sex with a gamer in her thirties and she says 'woot woot', that means she thinks the sex is going to be poggers

why is it called a carnival cruise??? there's no elephants . or clowns or circus peanuts or The Scrambler™

hosting a 'The Girl Reading This' lookalike competition at the abandoned meat packing plant mid ight tonight

This is what happens when you get your face sat on. Don't risk it

ur gonna what??