hot alien boy 👽

this is so romantic

chodes unite

today is a day

BANANAS

you get it

ily twin

having a panic(holas cage) attack

that would be absolutely atrocious… don’t look at my banner btw

slutty as fuck for some lasagna

if you don’t put nicholas back in his cage

me when im inside of my decisions

sure dude you can pet my gluteus maximus

conservative white men when they WOKE up today

having a vagina is woke

having a penis is gay

literally what is stopping u

yeah bro monster trucks

maze runner except i’m walking bro no way i’m running and in these conditions?

amaze

i just be sayin shit watch this

shitttt

you godless religious fanatic loser!

less marvel rivals and more marvel besties

i just figured out how people do it (they dont!)

wearing my penis today

eating a sandwich as a queer person: “in my pan era”

without naked i’m just jewelry

mr beast except hes naked and giving me $5 million

mondays are so tough and so are tuesdays and wednesdays and thursdays and fridays and also saturdays and sundays really

thor had a hammer… i have a hamburger

i’m deadass getting a boner