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@retromagic.bsky.social

literally from another planet πŸ˜‚β€οΈ literally out of this world 😏πŸͺ

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she’s a vegetarian but she eats my meat

31.07.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry

28.07.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no and i agree

28.07.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they reading proverbs but they scared of pronouns

28.07.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

having a boner is gay

28.07.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My nervous system be living up to its name

18.07.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 325    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

going to college: βœ…
getting more knowledge: 🚫

18.07.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yup its beautiful @scomputer.fun

18.07.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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18.07.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

jesus has rizzen

18.07.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

les rizzerables

18.07.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 192    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

labubu this labubu that someone kiss my labutthole

18.07.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ew haha nomnomnomnomnomnom

18.07.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i keep accidentally going insane

18.07.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i can ruin that if you’d like 😏

18.07.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

shroud of momma booboo butt imprint might just be the one and only thing that beats a jet2 holiday

18.07.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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thought it looked like jesus idk

18.07.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

going to jupiter: 🚫
getting more stupider: βœ…

13.07.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

same

13.07.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me when i’m extremely online

13.07.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

standing on business but its the neighbors dogs business and ur standing on the sidewalk

13.07.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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literally WHAT

13.07.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

nothing like a good melon

10.07.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

going to the grocery store just to feel something

09.07.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a handjob

09.07.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can i speak to the manager 😏

09.07.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i cant believe this

06.07.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pop those firecrackers dont pop em on me tho where the police at

06.07.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ooters on ooters they know how to oot

06.07.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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