John

This should be the first result if you search "soft hands"

JD Vance saying "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it"

Dr. Spaceman from 30 Rock saying "Science is whatever we want it to be"

AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"

this is basically an exact quote

Yes, we have issues and gripes. I certainly have mine. But I think they are solvable in the near term. MAGA, on the other hand, is in total disarray. And their problem - a malevolent, unpopular fool sinking deeper into dementia surrounded by clowns, is only going to get worse.

Genuine assclown behavior. 🤡 Small children have stiffer backbones and better reasoning skills than this. You (the boss, not staffer behind account) vote this way and Kaine shouldn't ever be allowed on a ballot again let alone be elected. What embarrassing buffoonery.

Wow: Trump is pardoning a convicted agent of the Chinese Communist Party

It's literally serving up the perfect conditions to run next year on a silver platter. It's incredible.

Critical insight here. Social media-led homogenization of thought has led pundits to think you need a one-size-fits-all approach to campaigns. WRONG, we were collectively reminded Tuesday.

This is a strange hack punditry, in which everything anyone does is the Democratic Party's fault. Dems' mistakes are their fault. Repubs' mistakes are the Dems' fault for not stopping them.

No party is perfect. But we should examine their actual actions. You can't learn anything from this punditry.

Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"

genuinely hilarious

Being... a big tent.... is actually.... good??? 🤯

There is only one person I've ever seen that approaches Obama-level good at this.

The crowd has gone silent at Cuomo's party.

roses are red
big laughs are hearty

Came here to say this, but Jamelle Bouie has this covered. 👇
When the Democratic tent includes candidates like Spanberger and Mamdani, there is no crisis, or fight, for the party. IT’S A COALITION, NOT A POINT ESTIMATE.

i would argue a fuckload of heavily online folks on this website also would attempt to make the same argument and rip deeply into spanberger, and be as equally as absurd and wrong as those journos are

the entire internet:

Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals

It's not "budgetary Twister," it's willfully violating Article I, Section 9, Clause 7 of the Constitution.

Just because President Trump chooses to ignore Article I, Section 9, Clause 7 does not mean that the NYT should pretend Article I, Section 9, Clause 7 does not exist.

Then again, pretty much every person that exists has at least a take or two that would deeply upset you. We're all different. If you think that isn't true idk what to tell you. Guess that's besides the point here tho.

Idk if terrible is even strong enough to describe how awful he is at it. But also, he just genuinely has awful fucking takes on some things.

Keep the faith.

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Me, a white femme woman, holding a pink sign that says WE HAVE FRIENDS EVERYWHERE, at the No Kings protest.

Q: And are you married? A: I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

"women don't like the vehicle" is going to be lodged in my brain's neocortex for the rest of my natural life www.wired.com/story/owning...