@onesillybilly.bsky.social
Life would be so much easier if it wasnβt so hard.
12.10.2025 10:56 β π 14 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0I will frost you and eat you!
-me to my problems
poppy, whoβs not a fan of baths, got 2 of them today: one in the sink and one from panzer #cleanboy
12.10.2025 05:20 β π 1809 π 116 π¬ 48 π 6Standing over my pooping dog like I'm his Secret Service agent.
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Before we called it woke we called it not being a dipshit
12.10.2025 03:34 β π 39 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0more of this. bsky.app/profile/atru...
12.10.2025 16:26 β π 666 π 97 π¬ 17 π 8"You can't fire me. I quit."
-disgruntled human cannonball
Tossed a rolling pin for my dog to fetch, and he (eventually) returned with a batch of buttermilk biscuits, sans butter or marmalade. Stupid dog.
12.10.2025 16:47 β π 43 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0(whistle blows)
Okay, everybody. Time for a 2:30 a.m. fusion taco break.
cats are little angels taken from heaven and put on earth if you think about it
12.10.2025 06:26 β π 118 π 11 π¬ 6 π 0Harrumph
12.10.2025 15:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0More and more I'm finding I really have very little to say on any given day, and I don't feel like talking at all.
12.10.2025 14:13 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Feels like my brain almost fits in my skull today, refreshing.
12.10.2025 14:14 β π 30 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0Autocorrect automatically adds imaginary when I type "friend."
12.10.2025 12:16 β π 121 π 50 π¬ 3 π 1βI protect the familyβ I whisper as I fill the bird feeders every morning.
12.10.2025 13:03 β π 67 π 20 π¬ 3 π 0My superpower is letting my sarcasm make me look like an idiot.
12.10.2025 15:15 β π 29 π 11 π¬ 0 π 0
Hey, you idiotic propagandists at the New York Post:
God Bless America isn't the national anthem. It's a SHOW TUNE written by Irving Berlin.
That moment I temporarily stop inhabiting my body so that I can pronounce the word corroboration.
12.10.2025 13:54 β π 35 π 13 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you for pointing out the logical fallacy in my fart joke
12.10.2025 13:23 β π 108 π 33 π¬ 3 π 1Me: βhelloβ
Me again: okay I did not lose my voice. Sweet.
using the dark arts to make it rain country gravy
12.10.2025 03:49 β π 27 π 10 π¬ 2 π 1SUNDAY MORNING BLANKET STAGES
Cocooning
Silly-billy
Sexy pile
Rag Pile
Pestilent
Gritty
Afire
Playing real pool and planning my lawsuit against the pool game on my phone that lead me to believe I was good at this.
12.10.2025 15:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So much to do, so little intention of doing any of it . . . going to take a nap soon.
09.10.2025 12:24 β π 211 π 73 π¬ 7 π 1We are all going to die. Pass it on.
11.10.2025 00:28 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0foreskin kisses
is this anything?
I sign off all my work emails with "best regards", because "I fucking hate you but I have to be nice for the sake of my job" takes too long to type.
10.10.2025 13:25 β π 18 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0I giggle when I make cumsies
11.10.2025 04:12 β π 12 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0Don't let your emotions get the better of you. That's what your vices are for.
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