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If asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again.
The constant nagging feeling that I have to solve something in order to truly start living.
11.08.2025 01:58 β π 124 π 42 π¬ 4 π 1
congratulations! You found Bertie, the Unfindable Cow! Now Time will collapse.
24.07.2025 20:06 β π 330 π 95 π¬ 11 π 2Rename the club Leeds Units #lufc
22.07.2025 07:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I once measured Griff Rhys Jonesβs inside leg
19.07.2025 07:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βOw much?!
17.07.2025 12:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Only allow under-5s to vote. No-one else.
17.07.2025 11:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bleach.
16.07.2025 22:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Better not be skipping leg day
12.07.2025 16:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0groimes me robit iis quooting heetlah
08.07.2025 23:22 β π 390 π 82 π¬ 1 π 3
Image of the planet Uranus, shared in a humorous science post by IFLScience. The caption reads: "Uranus May Be Filled With A Lot More Methane Than We Thought.
Sometimes, the headlines just write themselves!
24.06.2025 11:51 β π 9591 π 1204 π¬ 408 π 194Goals.
21.06.2025 14:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All slugs are bastards
14.06.2025 17:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I accidentally hit the reply button Iβm sorry
13.06.2025 20:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hang on, does everyone have a cleaner?
30.05.2025 19:00 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you get caught stealing Italian ham you will be prosciuttocuted.
23.05.2025 14:48 β π 363 π 79 π¬ 13 π 4My beard fucking stinks
21.05.2025 15:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope it rains today
21.05.2025 06:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I climbed onto a stage to fist bump LTJ Bukem then fell off, landing on my coccyx
21.05.2025 06:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I fell over and broke my elbow whilst giving health and safety training
21.05.2025 06:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
An article titled "How the Web Became Unreadable", posted on Medium. There is a soft paywall asking you to sign in, covering most of the article. Screenshot found on Mastodon https://beige.party/@mayintoronto/114497234942335666
14.05.2025 00:23 β π 17890 π 6490 π¬ 7 π 255Thinking of becoming a dog
12.05.2025 18:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs getting worse please help
30.04.2025 18:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can you get me some Β£2 Es please
30.04.2025 18:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm on HS1 and it smells of poo.
30.04.2025 18:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0[playing chess with a gorilla]
me: your move, gorilla
gorilla: (flips over the table and bashes my face in with the chessboard)
Poop John Balls the 2nd
29.04.2025 19:51 β π 147 π 24 π¬ 15 π 0Jesus, watching a rabbit lay eggs: βHow can I make this more about Me?β
20.04.2025 05:47 β π 100 π 21 π¬ 1 π 0Gone away for the weekend and left the back door open and the oven on for a laugh.
11.04.2025 18:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
