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Trampoline park for dogs.

call me team rocket the way I’m blasting off again

dude I voted sauron for the fast and free buses but now there’s fucking balrogs everywhere what’s the deal

who up jakcing all they trades? who up mastering none

6 7? Okay buddy sure. But what about 9 11??

I may eat like an owl but I make a different kind of pellets bbg 😛

jigsaw?? what did he see

the next jojo is trader joe jostar

im on a seahorse diet, I see a horse and I eat em

bringing my 40 gallon drum of crude oil to the byob

so excited to worm for white boy worm Wednesday

Jerkin hard or hardly jerkin?

put the cum back in the lotion bottle reduce reuse recycle baby

drank so much white monster energy that my cum turned white??

who up joe they biden

masseuse walked in on me licking the salt lamp like a ice cream

my girl coochie when I put da googlie eyes on it °()°

yo I miss when barney was a furry

Corporate America forgot that I was swagged out of my gourd

science actually has enough bodies, i'm donating my body to math

Who up writhing in they stupor

actually all women are great, not just the little ones

I hate when people call the green m&m the sexy one, they are all sexy

i like this superbowl a lot cuz i bleed green and piss red baby go bird

god damn. I was on one last night. gary came over to look at my wizard stuff and peeved me off so bad I banished him to the piss dimension

We must become evil woke

avoiding the grocery prices hype by laying my own eggs

i’m like the lebron of jacking off in the work parking lot