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I definitely feel that when it's an attempt to avoid saying naughty words to keep things PG-rated but I really liked when some guy in Cyberpunk 2077 called someone a fucking gonk. Felt the exact opposite of Shadowrun for that instant.

Calling it: High Stakes Pushup Contest

I’m pretty sure the date where that first happened was in the 1970s so it’s closer to World War 2 than it is today.

That sounds exactly like a Robinson, which does have a reputation. However in all fairness every helicopter is just looking for a chance to end its cursed existence.

it's crazy that the 60 yr old fb moms on here don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of weird twitter syntax + every dril ref from the last 15 years. they really need to do the reading before replying to ironypilled postmaxxers like myself

as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery

i don't get what is so bad about being self-defeating, why should others get to reap the rewards of defeating me.

I'm what you'd call one of those social justice murderers. Warriors. Whatever.

Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House.

We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.

They own what happens next.

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

These people also have a zealot's burning hatred for revenue centers which is quite the challenge for someone running any business.

Alienating the proselytizer from everyone else and showing them that only the religion likes them I take it.

one great mystery of our age is how the only way to motivate rich people to work is to give them loads of money for no reason but the only way to motivate poor people to work is to take away loads of their money for no reason

let’s skip the “haha funny” reaction and get to the substantive point:

he is using the term “collusively” on purpose, because there is an ongoing effort to get the courts and regulators to label ESG activism and sustainable investment practices as illegal market collusion

I hear people saying that the propaganda will convince his followers to take the news with a measure of stoicism. I expect the same level of stoicism with which they greet the cruise ship breakfast bar being out of sausages.

if we make it through this one thing i know is i don't want to hear another goddamn word about the constitution from conservatives

ADL twitter statement offering support for wildly unconstitutional action to detain and strip status from a green card holder for pro-Palestine protests

BRB, checking the history books to find out whether “tyrant starts redefining peoples’ citizenship status” usually ends well for the Jews

The literal manifestation of “first they came for”

Can we get 500 of you as soon as possible to share this new ad Kamala Harris just released