@joeschneier.bsky.social
Ask me about Sharks
Where? And do they make their own sauerkraut? The people demand answers
14.02.2026 19:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Too soon
01.01.2026 22:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Leg shaming love it
08.07.2025 01:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The aristocrats!
16.06.2025 23:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s Elmo’s twin Elbow duh
14.06.2025 17:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cool! Lemme just see what she’s done for the post recently. Oh.
05.05.2025 21:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh cool counting crows listed under classic rock ::loads gun::
25.04.2025 00:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Deep cut. Respect.
14.04.2025 21:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ok fine but he better show up this time not falling for this again
29.03.2025 16:01 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Just heard Noah Wylie say his haunting performance on The Pitt is inspired by Patrick Wayne in Road House. I see it.
29.03.2025 00:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m muting the mushroom guy - none of his mushrooms were actually nice I was misled
28.03.2025 17:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oof right in the feels
21.02.2025 00:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can fix her
20.02.2025 18:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Season 1-3 Ron Swanson hit differently now. He’s the DOGE archetype without a redemption arc.
07.02.2025 18:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why is the name of the account blocked?
07.02.2025 18:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0INCA that soundtrack slaps so much pan flute
06.02.2025 23:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg I just realized everyone is going to be making comparisons to the Hitler Olympics (Berlin ‘36) and LA28 in like 2 years good lord there will be so many hot takes.
06.02.2025 01:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kinda a deep cut
05.02.2025 22:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Too soon
01.02.2025 21:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wtf is Amazon silk. Sounds like worst strain ever
01.02.2025 02:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg he just signed an executive order to bring Jimmy Pesto OG voice back to Bobs Burgers we are so back baby.
21.01.2025 16:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hear me out - Old Yeller, but like the werewolf version.
18.01.2025 19:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Patty Lopez from USCB America won’t stop cold calling me I think I’m in love
10.01.2025 18:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just going to check up on hashtag #palisadesfire for the latest and good god the bots are back baby! Also: hysterical photo. Love a good gas station argument, super sexy good call bots.
08.01.2025 23:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tubi missing out big time
08.01.2025 04:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn they let everyone in? I’m totally safe phew
07.01.2025 04:14 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WHAT DID TONY DO? I always liked him
06.01.2025 19:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who among us has not made sweet love to this ghost sucking vacuum? Really no one ok just kidding y’all
03.01.2025 17:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Very brave
03.01.2025 15:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Put the goldfish crackers on it I will be taking no questions at this time
25.12.2024 00:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
