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Why aren't they eating krill paste like proper proles?

These youngsters -- some are calling them millennials -- will never be able to afford a house, yet they think nothing of paying a hefty fee to access cheap hotdogs

"Rotisserie chickens," that thing that groceries NEEEEVER use as a loss leader

brad, what

I had a great aunt we called Aunt Sherry whose real name was Rose. she had a brother everyone called Uncle Dutch, I have no idea what his birth name was. Their brother Aleck had two daughters, my Aunt Doody (real name Edra Lee) and Aunt Bird (again, no idea what her birth certificate says)

One of (your dick)'s perfect accounts.

Might go back to that thread later and block a bunch of american football fans

Richie Rich shoveling cash into a deposit slot

This is Lionel Richie.

My goal is to have bubbly (and sparkling juice, as applicable) squirreled in the back of the fridge wherever I spend significant amounts of time.

If I have hidden n bottles, I'll send n-1 texts. Ambassador of Joy shit.

From NBC: ”In his first public statement since the Post’s layoffs, Bezos said the newspaper 'has an essential journalistic mission and an extraordinary opportunity. Each and every day our readers give us a roadmap to success.'" https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/will-lewis-steps-down-publisher-chief-executive-washington-post-rcna158854

*snort* It's true, and fuck you too, Jeff.

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No additional head trauma needed on that one.

FWIW, other posts about the same incident single out the mayor. Will they recall his ass? Doubtful. But the townspeople are not depicted as "totally cool with it."

Bad choice of tool, but also, what are the chances he's adequately anonymizing his uploads? I'm going with 2% likelihood.

Man who talks (and perhaps rent-seeks, idk) for a living thinks (and perhaps pretends to think) everyone's livelihood is compatible with incessant yelling

Discord says hackers stole government IDs of 70,000 users As more sites require IDs for user age verification, expect more such breaches to come.

Posted in October - "Discord says hackers stole government IDs of 70,000 users" arstechnica.com/security/202...

Atlanta suburbs.

Everyone did in my class a few years later than that. I wound up wearing my mom's mid-1960s ring in high school, though, because it has more personality.

Ooohhhh, and look at her feets. She's gonna be extra normal-sized.

Hello, Bally!!

(They make Tortamese? Striking combo, and also I hope you enjoy constructive and unconstructive criticism.)

Wash and use normally. Local eggs look like they have poop on them because they have poop on them, but that also means they're still naturally sealed. Washed eggs are air permeable.

He has skills. Such precision, and great textures.

I'm curious - do you have a fancast for her?

Spent 30 minutes researching how to correctly subscribe to Peacock, logged in, and realized I'd gotten the time conversion wrong on the women's free skate

💀

A few years ago, before genAI, I bought coloring books that turned out to be jpegged plagiarized slop with deceptive product images.

That I bought slop doesn't mean I sought it, nor that I'm likely to fall for it again. The featured grifter has helped inoculate the market against her "students."

I just noticed today that the Kirkland B12 pills appear to be the same ones I've been paying $15/mo for on prescription.

And lithe, bro does not have lithe

Chris
Pratt?

Chrisp
Ratt?

Bitch is supposed to be clever and sexy and THAT'S the first person some fucking eminence grise thought of?

Amazing. Mine are 11 and it's still

You don't want this.
- give me you give I need give
Okay, here's an orange peel
- Why would you do this to me
You get what you ask for
- Right, now give me the thing

Me, replying to a "Post not found" box: "You wanna link the definition where 'moral panic ' does not imply irrationality and excess?" ... This was directed at some condescendouche who kept doubling down on the claim that "moral panic has a specific definition" and the reaction to Epstein is a moral panic even though he's toooootallly on board with the panicking.

I guess he fuckin didn't.

I've been in a situation like this, except without any power.

You reach a fugue state pretty quickly. You know you have to alter this idiot's existence, can't let them keep doing this, there's nothing more to say, and you're prepared to patiently repeat yourself until the janitors kick you out.