My name Ashlee

Only way to do it if you love your kid.

I GOT MARRIED

Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors

if you’re trans i love you a lot extra today

Picking my NCAA bracket solely based on the party vibes the mascot gives off >>

The vibes are going crazy rn

I smell… a bitch 😑

No offense but why is tomorrow Monday

More like March Sadness

Now this is legit

hold on, i need to be five years old finding out it's parachute day in gym class for a minute

Accidentally took one of my wife’s multivitamins and now I have a Pinterest account

I am so madly in love with Ben Stiller

what.

I still regret not buying these knitted Among Us dolls in Peru :(

My birth child

Sitting at my desk and crying

Are fart jokes included in this?

I’m so close to a mental breakdown

Do you think there are any animals that are genuinely self aware of things? And do they communicate that? I think so

Wow this is deep

I did this!

Gala

Notice how every Super Bowl performance is dubbed “the worst halftime show ever” 😂😂

They did it with Usher
They did it with Rihanna
They did it with Jlo and Shakira
They did it with Katy
They did it with Kendrick

This country thrives off of bitching and complaining over NOTHING. The jealousy…

Dats me

I love exfoliating, I feel like a lemon getting zested

This aged nicely