Ben Stone

Bike guy living large in Carol’s face

Nice guy living large in Carol’s face

My favorite part about Pluribus thus far is the actor of the week absolutely murdering scenes.

I’m sorry Weeder but you are CANCELLED

Bob the cat, screaming into eternity.

For 13+ years now you’ve seen me on Twitter or here. A reply guy with a screaming cat.

Her name was Bob.

And she died in my arms a few hours ago.

I know I’ve lived a lucky life when it was one of the hardest things I’ve had to do.

I can’t find the original but here’s a fuzzy one of the legend…

Surprised Karl let it get to 18….

Mike was locked in a box with half a team who can’t hit a 17 footer.

Project that forward.

Project the shooters he can pass to.

Project the space.

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So I don’t wanna hear none of this shit that Jordan can’t play in a modern era.

If Shai averages 35, MJ averages FORTY

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Now get off my lawn

I ain’t hating on you young bucks and I’m even using an old example.

So picture what 2025 Giannis gets away with.

Now picture MJ with all those steps.

Picture him with all that SPACE.

He didn’t even have a single Bruce Bowen in the corner.

No three specialists.

a basketball game is being played on a court with a referee in the middle . ALT: a basketball game is being played on a court with a referee in the middle .

Sometimes I wake up at 3 a.m. and imagine MJ being allowed a “gather step”

I was waiting for word.

You really are the droid we were looking for.

Steal the frozen head.

Bring it back to me.

Love your recaps and critique, think you’ll do any for Pluribus?

7 feet of midrange monster ages well….

You’re one of my favorite writers and every time they shit the bed I feel bad for you bro.

You: “this doesn’t make me feel any better”

By “murder” I mean.

Jab step dribble right, cross over left, free throw line jumper.

Fast forward to the future.

You step onto a private invite only court in Barbados.

A 60 year old Kevin Durant greets you.

“welcome to flight club”

then he just murders everyone.

A myth. A ghost.

Who couldn’t stop hooping….

What is peak “unc” status because I feel like I’ve achieved it.

Me rolling into Schnuck’s at 6 a.m. with a hoodie Bill Belichick would be proud of.

Prepared to buy some Bananas.

Tennessee is 1-8 on the screen. Houston kicks a last second field goal to get them to 1-9 Cam Ward shows out. You best use that too pick to get him an ace receiver or a left tackle.

One of my favorite things in the NFL is the moral victory by a team that absolutely SHOULD be tanking so congratulations Tennessee on “pulling this one off” at the damn buzzer.

This has gotta be the year he comes all the way back, fucks around and wins a Super Bowl.

At least one can dream.

(and I’m not even a Bucs fan!)

Yeah. That’s probably a more succinct way to put it. ;)

Weird. Didn’t work for me. I click on it and it just says “no nudity” but doesn’t reveal what it is. Maybe I need to change my settings or something to allow adult content.

I suppose so, I didn’t see what it was just that little label.

She’s obviously more politically savvy than I thought.

She goes where the wind blows. Even got a “soft” makeover.

A cunning little wench. But she’s knows a sinking ship when she sees one apparently.

With that said she would 100% flip flop again to protect her career in Washington.

When I see something like this I do wonder if it’s just repackaged Cinnamon Toast Crunch direct from General Mills.

Same with Flutie Flakes (but Kelloggs).

Trump getting a taste of that Saulsbury steak

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(Sorry trying to delete)

How about we just release the damn files? I don’t care it’s a thousand guilty Democrats, let ‘em hang out to dry.

Bars.

Joke country.

I love Wemby with a passion I haven’t felt since he dropped the 4-5 for the 2-3.

There hasn’t been a motherfucker like this who just comes for your neck since Nick Anderson picked the man and he decided to drop 72 games on your ass.

Yeah bitch