Halloumi

and hear holes

Wicked For Good??

More like this film is Wicked Good For my eyeballs.

is the brain bad or is it worm
he laughs and says "it's a good brain liv"
it was worm

good day to have a good day

Vote YES on measure 10 (Adams and Silwa become Yankees mascots, chasing each other around and committing hijinks)

The fact that they had to go out, buy a bag, and do a pigeon feed photo shoot just for this. Amazing

Hm, should I point out a thing everyone knows about my rival, as an insult? Worked for Kendrick!

- ts

Best name I've ever seen on a short story:

Why Don't We Just Kill the Kid In the Omelas Hole

Replace airport bag weight checks with someone a little too proud of their gym progress

No way that’s 50lb, you see how easy I can pick this up? You’re good go on through

Poor forgotten Glenn Open

Thinking I don't have an emotional-support dead person

*monkeys paw flips me off*

David Lynch no 🥺

As I’m slowing starting through Lynch’s, it’s so fun how it’s impossible to spoil any of the movies

I couldn’t ruin Blue Velvet if I wanted to

A vaporwave-style graphic showing a tiny plant sprout that says "If the situation was hopeless, their propaganda would be unnecessary."

found on r/me_irlgbt, seemed relevant. stay strong. i love you all.

"Forty-two years ago, for reasons beyond my comprehension, David Lynch plucked me out of obscurity to star in his first and last big budget movie. He clearly saw something in me that even I didn’t recognize. I owe my entire career, and life really, to his vision. What I saw in him was an enigmatic and intuitive man with a creative ocean bursting forth inside of him. He was in touch with something the rest of us wish we could get to. Our friendship blossomed on Blue Velvet and then Twin Peaks and I always found him to be the most authentically alive person I’d ever met. David was in tune with the universe and his own imagination on a level that seemed to be the best version of human. He was not interested in answers because he understood that questions are the drive that make us who we are. They are our breath. While the world has lost a remarkable artist, I’ve lost a dear friend who imagined a future for me and allowed me to travel in worlds I could never have conceived on my own. I can see him now, standing up to greet me in his backyard, with a warm smile and big hug and that Great Plains honk of a voice. We’d talk coffee, the joy of the unexpected, the beauty of the world, and laugh. His love for me and mine for him came out of the cosmic fate of two people who saw the best things about themselves in each other. I will miss him more than the limits of my language can tell and my heart can bear. My world is that much fuller because I knew him and that much emptier now that he’s gone. David, I remain forever changed, and forever your Kale. Thank you for everything."

was mostly keeping it together until I read Kyle MacLachlan's tribute to David Lynch

ooh no ache no cake is **good**

no wham no kablam

just a mute? where's the follow through

He can spin and burn, and I think that’s beautiful

watching Nosferatu, not having realized before it’s actually Dracula, getting so hyped for the cowboy

no cowboy 🥺 still incredible though

Inside of you there are 2 fast, 2 furious

incredibly happy fools like this won't be clogging the streets any more

Don’t forget “I have money and want others to feel bad about it”

before going for a run MAKE SURE YOU
- drink water
- pee a little
- was that enough or will you have to go during the run?
- pee some more
- well now I’m thirsty
- start laundry
- uhoh might have a drop left in me
- thirsty again
- long eye contact with dog
- explain you will return soon
- pee

haha so true bestie

*nods vigorously in the direction of whoever owns the laptop budget* we must be secure!

you should get to throw the laptop out the window each time. each laptop gets a single windows command prompt use

"it's my resolution"
mainstream, trend following, classically doomed

"i'm not that cheese any more"
mysterious, alluring, you run a lightly-themed cheese bsky account

there was secretly a hot tub inside the box in primer??

Yeah true it does feel unpredictable. I don't actually know *how* I'm going to sit down and look at my TBR list and say "okay, this time I will pick better!"

🥲

It's very Satanic Panic/etc, down to the "marks left outside" (because they don't have a Notes app?)

I know this isn't new, and people do need to attend to their own safety, but dang does it *feel* like the internet has just warped people's brains. Same folks think SF/LA/NYC are real life war zones

amateurs not storing their funko off-site 😤