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I knew Bruce Willis had retired but shit, I didnt know why. Sucks.

I need something dumb, Netflix. Stop coming at me with AWARD-WINNING DRAMA SERIES and BINGEWORTHY MURDER ANTHOLOGIES and shit. I need, like, SOME DUMB GUYS SHOOT AT OTHER DUMB GUYS WHILE CRACKIN' WISE.

One weird side effect of my migraines this decade is I crave sugar so much. I need to eat like four bags of jellybeans immediately.

Maybe it's time to follow up on that. Again.

My PCP wrote me a script for one of the injectables last year but I could never get it past the 'prior authorization' phase. She wrote it; my insurance demanded a prior auth; the team who supposedly handle that just never did it. We tried again and the same outcome. So.

Imagine if this place were run by Facebook's outrage algorithm and half the accounts were Brands™. That's Threads.

I feel like it's pointless to go during prodrome because I always have this systemic muscle ache & weakness. I doubt I'm'a break any PRs like this, na mean?

Also the exertion will very likely make it worse.

UGH BODY GET IT TOGETHERRRR

When Urban is Keith? that's who Nicole binned
When Urban is Karl? the star of DOOM, Grimm

When Urban is Karl, you'll remember Éomer
When Urban is Keith, it's Nicole K over

li'l mnemonic if you need

If your Urban is Karl, he was dope in GHOST SHIP
If your Urban is Keith, he sucks the most shit

A homemade “do not obey in advance” sign attached to an overpass height sign.

Here in Chicago I even see it on signs that you SHOULD obey in advance.

S'posed to be a gym day and I haven't done today's workout in two weeks now due to various migraine issues. Part of me wants to just fucking go because I feel so bad about skipping last week.

Weird muscle aches, too. Ugh.

My caffeine intake isn't different Mondays compared to the weekend; if anything, it's slower and lower since I tend to take my time with my workday coffee. We've had weather rolling in early in the week the last three weeks, so there's that.

I got the head tingles, the weird sense of pressure between my ears, and the light feels awfully bright. Ruh-roh!

Can it be? A third Monday in a row with some stripe of prodrome?

I'm starting to think it's my body becoming allergic to my job.

If you're thinking about moving to Threads, you don't know what it is.

yall talk about the bubble bursting like the mess won’t be all over everyone but the people who did the damage

I saw protein peanut butter at the store t'other day. Admittedly it did have ~40% more protein than regular peanut butter, but like…why?

rip in peace weakauras

quoth the raven: BLEGH

It was good! You can tell he learned from Lovecraft.

Still not as good as 'Ods bodkins!' but nothing is.

You know what's a really fun, archaic way to express dismay? 'I say.' Can't lose.

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I said are you gonna be my ċeorl

Perfect. Just sublime.

I don't know if it'd fix me, but a couple of weeks in a place much like this would probably do me a power of good.

There's a notion that you're everyone. Every person who has ever lived or will ever live are all you, having the sum total of human experience over and over again. Always thought that was somewjat poignant.

So far, only one wasn't. There have been a few that suffered cumulative damage and eventually had to be retired.

There's a thing wrong with me that I have no intention of or interest in addressing in any way, and it is this: twice now I have purchased a new water bottle mostly or entirely because I am addicted to buying fun stickers without actually having anywhere to put them.