The Gales of No Nut November

Just ate it and have to say, I think all bran flakes should have to be this size now. A culinary experience mirroring high dollar desserts

Is this mutation still considered Raisin Bran crunch or am I looking at a new species

Had a meet up with a friend last night where he told me we’ve drifted apart because he’s making choices to avoid negative headspaces. So that’s ANOTHER thing that sucked about yesterday

Can confirm, I’m the one guy on an all-women design team and work is easier and more enjoyable because of it

Excited for Nancy Pelosi and her next career as a Skyrim draugr

Lay’s just did a rebrand because 40-something percent of surveyed customers didn’t know their product was made from potatoes. Advertisers on LinkedIn go nuts, wow, way to clear brand misconceptions.

When have we sanded the corners too far down? When is life too effortless?

How likely am I to recommend our HR software to someone? negative zero

Hey now it’s not about which Dick is the longest

Who could’ve predicted a 6th heart attack

Realizing it’s my fault for pendulum swinging from “idc if the Lions win” to “every loss represents my personal shortcomings”

It Is A Lot More Fun When The Lions Win

I’m trying to be mindful about my diet/activity level lately but there’s an alternate, fun version of today in which I’m balls deep in half off Halloween candy deals

I don’t know Jewish folk history as well as I should, which is why I’m asking this question in earnest: does Robocop qualify as a golem

If we still have movies in 10 years, Cillian Murphy is getting another Oscar for this

Great now they added SHADING to the BUTTERFLY logo insinuating SOFT ROUNDNESS and I have to be HORNY about it

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Ahh, the ol “let’s make the data worse and worse until it’s whatever I wanted to say”

A screenshot of the deciding-to-win.org report about how Democrats need to change to win. I highlighted the part that reads “Democrats need to … 2. Advocate for popular economic policies … rather than unpopular economic policies (e.g. student loan forgiveness, electric vehicle subsidies. Medicare for All).”

Weird for a main premise of a large report with a bunch of famous contributors to be easily debunked with some simple googling

Unsurprised to hear this is my home county. Genuinely hard to tell when someone around there is playing dumb about being evil, or is genuinely that dumb

Mmm yes, that natural right to left motion

Could always just find a blu-ray set of the despecialized editions for <$30

A Polaroid of a three person bike polo team dressed in cardboard Lego man outfits. Our team name is “Brick Shithouse”

Another shameless round of drumming up bike polo people here- had a kickass time making these costumes for Hallowmeme 9 and playing in wet cardboard all weekend!

Either Platner 1. really didn’t know that tattoo was THE nazi skull & bones insignia all this time, 2. knew when he got it, or 3. found out at some point in the last 20 years and doesn’t care enough to get a cover up. I find 1 a little hard to believe and suspect 3, which is fully unacceptable

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

Papillon

Ok ok now let’s see a Mia Goth with one really big eyebrow

Kristi Noem 🤝 Kristi Gnome

well-known pointy hats

Front cover of a document entitled “frog dissection guide”

It’s all in here

My favorite scene in Tarantino’s Dracula is where we watch Mina Harker smoke an entire cigarette in the garden before Vlad finally shows up, then he can only kvetch about the missing fuckin’ mud boxes while she bastes him with nasty, animalistic kisses

A Facebook post screenshot announcing the debut of a Grateful Dead and Oregon Ducks collab jersey for the Ducks’ upcoming “tie-dye out” game, with a photo of the goofy-ass jersey

Another photo of the goofy-ass jersey. The numbers are in green and yellow tie-dye on a black background with a conflicting semi-gloss black print pattern. The sleeves feature a Grateful Dead skull where the face is a duck and the red/blue are green/yellow and the lightning bolt is Nike swoosh shaped but still a lightning bolt. These are going to sell out online in 17 seconds almost exclusively to rich 9th graders

The most annoying guy you know is about to be out 200 bucks