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@desolatejunkie.bsky.social

Perpetual nuisance. Likes a proper ale. Once gained a 2:1 writing nonsense about my sex life. Angry and middle-aged.

197 Followers  |  156 Following  |  790 Posts  |  Joined: 10.10.2024  |  2.0524

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Well they look lovely. Keep going! Great pieces - perhaps look for a local life drawing class? Xx

18.10.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh dear lord. Please take me from the hellhole that is work on a saturday morning.

18.10.2025 09:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I needed to sit in a room away from home and the barking eejit.

17.10.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah its alright, apart from monkmoor ๐Ÿ‘€

17.10.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thankfully the cat moved with 10 minutes to spare. I had to get out of my scruffs and into actual clothes. Glad the place is only round the corner

17.10.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Therapy in 40 minutes. Obviously I can not move, there's a cat on my lap

17.10.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just got back after abandoning @jenbren.bsky.social in the shire. What an awesome lady. Not very often i meet my internet friends these days. But man it was good!

15.10.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well true, i'm not always a wanker ๐Ÿคฃ

15.10.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welcone to Shropshire!

15.10.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Usually it is mate! Trust me - part-time barmaid, part-time drunk

14.10.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Celebrations all round. ๐Ÿ‘€

14.10.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well done! I am actually more sober than usual ๐Ÿคฃ

14.10.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Went to see I swear earlier, and now I can't stop myself from saying spunk for milk. Blame the old undiagnosed menopausal adhd.

14.10.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's quite sad to find that out

14.10.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahaha, haha, I just heard on the news about wanting immigrants to have A level standards of English. Half the people I know haven't even got A level standards of English. Most of them have inappropriate relations with flags tbh, chuck them out.

14.10.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just want to make a lovely risotto for others!

14.10.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bring a few with you ๐Ÿ‘€

14.10.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had to delicately take bites out of that one

14.10.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pork scratching almost as big as my hand

Pork scratching almost as big as my hand

Where do you even start with eating that massive pork scratching?! Hand for scale, no bananas available

14.10.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, darts news: we won 7-1 two weeks on the trot

14.10.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

grape or grain, but never the twain. Oops.

14.10.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trust me, he's well and truly *whispers* cucked ๐Ÿ‘€

13.10.2025 10:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obviously not physically, I'd have lamped him if he'd ever considered it.

12.10.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Him indoors won tonight. He went and got a decent chinese, and dragged me from the pub. Well done him.

12.10.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All you guys mentioning monday. I AM OFF WORK UNTIL 2PM TUESDAY ๐Ÿฅณ

12.10.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The good days are currently well and truly outweighing the bad ones. I am at peace with who I am, and while I can't change the past, I can change the future ๐Ÿ˜˜

11.10.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Made my big stage debut earlier on an amdram performance of spamalot. Can I just say 4 months ago before therapy, I'd have fucking cried from embarrassment but I just laughed, and it was brilliant. Who'd have thought I'd be hiding the holy grail ๐Ÿคฃ

10.10.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw that as reel earlier ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

10.10.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Belly pork, mash, carrots, roasted sweetheart cabbage and gravy

Belly pork, mash, carrots, roasted sweetheart cabbage and gravy

Fair play lads, that tasted bloody delicious. Even him indoors said it was one of the best things I've cooked for a long time. Obviously, I had a moment of 'what was wrong with the last meal I cooked?'.

10.10.2025 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've got worse habits

10.10.2025 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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