He who laughs last has the slowest broadband.
#modernproverbs
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Early morning walk
Everywhere smells of farts
and Lynx Africa
#Haiku
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You know what really boils my piss? The pissboiler2000 from JML.
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@dankackroyd.bsky.social just logged in on that other place and saw Botham was trending and felt compelled to let you know that whenever I see his name I never think of his face and thank you for the mindfuck x
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The view from my kitchen window right now...
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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot.
The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
https://www.thegodpodcast.com
Creator of the Universe.
it was a joke. british-georgian. goth 🩷💜💙🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
http://ko-fi.com/threesteakspam
Human iPod. Former video, website and socials guy at @StainesTownFC, now rocking @CarchariasCrea
I like to wear flares and do the jokes. Bit of a woke prick. He/him.
official Bluesky account (check username👆)
Bugs, feature requests, feedback: support@bsky.app
Artist, animator, utter nonsense. Don't believe a word except when I'm being serious. Did that gif once, those noseflags and other stuff.
HappyToast.co.uk
patreon.com/HappyToast
redbubble.com/people/HappyToast/explore
https://ko-fi.com/happytoast
Trying
He/him/us/ours/lovely/jubbly
INCLUDES 24 ICONIC 90S SONGS FROM: Britney Spears | Boyz II Men | Christina Aguilera | TLC | R.E.M. | Ace of Base | Natalie Imbruglia | The Verve Z | *NSYNC and many more!
Big daft sod.
I can type 300 wrods a minute.
Shockingly Mackem.
Owner-operator of Liverpool's premier bijou editorial services provider, Bus Stop. Occasional bus traveller. Used to be a small deal. Writes plays, it turns out.
Nothing special. She/her.
Rep’d by MMBCreative
UK Voice-Over Artist: yaketyyakvoices BBC~ITV~CBeebies~Ch4~5
http://www.yaketyyak.co.uk/artists/jayne-sharp
I once bought a cold drink for a tramp on a hot day - turns out he wasn’t a secret millionaire; total fucking waste of 80p. (She/her)
Writer. Doesn't go on about it. Likes a laugh. Rep'd for children's lit by Fraser Ross Associates, Edinburgh. Crime Fiction WIP.
If you like tweets you’re in for a treat 🤫
https://linktr.ee/Ruth_Husko
