brittney🌻💛

If you are the person who brings Mac and cheese to the funeral potluck, you are the matriarch.

Don’t even care what your gender is, you are the main bitch in charge.

You’d think it’s the ham person but it’s not.

“The ham person” 😭😭😭😭😭

I hate my life lolol everyone out here telling their husbands they can’t pay the mortgage this month and the men are like, “I’d never make you pay the mortgage” meanwhile I’m over here working my ass off while my man has his dainty lil job and still won’t clean the house. Kill me.

Is it just me or is Daddy Tim lookin a lil 😏🫦

Every day

I hope Theo Von doesn’t do something crazy 😕

I so fucking sick of carrying everything on my back. I swear to god, if I come home from work at 7pm tomorrow and there’s a single dish in the sink instead of the dishwasher, I will set myself on fire and make my husband watch.

It’s hard for me to accept that the world is this shitty 😔

How does one become a catholic priest? I’d like to sit alone in a box and listen to secrets.

lol

What?

They’ll ask you to mourn the deaths they mourn, and no others. They’ll ask you to cherish the lives they cherish, and no others.

I will save my tears and compassion for all the children that die in school shootings. I will save them for the children that die from street gun violence.

I will cry for the innocent who die for no reason.

What else is new?

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*Charlie Kirk gets merked*

Me:

BREAKING: Charlie Kirk’s Massive Head and Gums Being Donated to Ripley’s Believe It or Not

Blows my mind that people willingly sign up for Naked & Afraid. Why would you ever want your bits exposed to the forest floor like that? 😭😭😭

I’ve never EVER wished for a pedophile to live. I think it’s weird when people do. 🤷🏼‍♀️

If you are someone who doesn't wish him dead, because of compassion, I applaud you.

That 🍊 motherfucker doesn't have an ounce of compassion.

I am one of those who wish him dead.
I also wish it for his regime.

You are a better human than me if you can still show him mercy. But I have none for him.

Why do husbands make you stop watching videos on your phone to watch the video on their phone? Like???

YES JAMIE PLEASE I NEED BACKUP! LOLOL
I didn’t know that about the labor department! I’m gonna call today! Thanks for that info! 💙💙

She’s the owner of the business, so there’s no one to report to 😩 I have contacted a lawyer though- just waiting on them to call me back.

I’m so sad tonight. I hate my job. I dread going. My boss physically harasses me- slapping, pinching, flicking, etc. and I just can’t take it anymore. My work bestie quit this weekend. I just want to crawl into a hole.

I didn’t even know you could buy drugs by the gallon!

Excuse me why is paint $70 a GALLON???

Okay buddy

If people continue to think we can fight fire with hugs, we’re fucked.

Yep 🤷🏼‍♀️

Bingo

J.S. Arquin narrates like it’s his first time reading the book.